#punsaretheworst

[djangopiano]

Why did the photographer cross the road? To get to the other slide. #noshame #punsaretheworst #puns #photographer #road #crosstheroad #night #middleoftheroad #whydidthechickencrosstheroad #middleoftheroadshot #carlkissin #kissinimprov #centralparkatnight #latenightperambulations https://www.instagram.com/p/B15kWi7Jyyh/?igshid=1k6iqcghi33f2

[charliehopper]

See? I am not rendered glum and desolate by ALL puns. I enjoy this one, I do. #puns #decentpun #punsaretheworst #butthisoneisokay #illallowit cc: @oneamericajokes (at Canal Walk, Indianapolis) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByoAL1EAsGp/?igshid=1uk2vcvhc3rok

[apothecaryassistant]

In the year 1310, a Germanic lord, in attempt to reaise his son in a sense of humility, placed him at a young age into an extremely small stone cell. So that “by austerity and confinement he might not think himself too large.”

This is the first recorded use of an heir-compressor.

[pokeoutmyiris-blog1]

My friend was reading rip it up yesterday, and read out loud some puns to me about fish (e.g "No need to carp on about it!" and "On your pike, mate.") I told him that puns make me feel queasy, so naturally.. he’s input them into almost every conversation we’ve shared today.

Here’s a few I’d like to share in order to make you feel as disgusting as I do;

- I can Phil it Collin in the air tonight.

- Some back trouble maybe? Don’t worry, it’ll all be behind you soon.

- I promise next time we hang out we can go to Spotlight and I can get some new material.

- I met this girl on last.fm, and we really clicked.

Yuck.