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Generally with the pets, I’m the disciplinarian of the house, but sometimes they pull shit that I find too hilarious to really get after them for

Like yesterday this happened:

And instead of yelling at him for trying to steal food, I was just like Damn we may have neutered him but the boy’s still got BALLS

#pup post #i’d be surprised he jumped on the chair but he’s too single minded to even think to worry #he’s slowly learning the table is Not For Him but progress isn’t always a straight line lol

You think you've known ecstasy, mortal? Do you truly claim to have felt divinity dropping off your tongue? What arrogance, what pathetic attempt at understanding, more so what a pity that you will never know how dull these bits of human joy shine in comparison.

#honking #pup post #i just woke up a bit ago and chuggef sooo much ice water