As he näively filled the household appliance with little regard for the consequences of his actions, local man and humidifier owner Greg Shulman reportedly wondered Thursday “How different could purified and distilled water really be?” just seconds before entering a world of shit. “Those two words basically mean the same thing, and water is water right?” said Shulman, condemning himself to irritated breathing, reduced humidifier efficiency, and months slowly learning about all the minerals and impurities that were about to rock his fucking world.
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