#purplepenis

[thats-ms-pouffiasse-to-you]

Behold; the majesty that is the purple fascinus (ancient Roman winged penis), complete with veins and unsettling dildo-esque sheen. The perfect gift for anyone who has evil spirits to ward off (this is basically a Hamsa, just more... phallic). Also known as "Why we don't invite Claire to parties anymore" #yesimadeit #purplepenis #fascinus #wingedpenis #whiteelephantgift

[georgesass-blog]

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[georgesass-blog]

i still track this

[sexwithshelley]

[sexwithshelley]

you still got it wrong. who even are you

which one is you?

this

or this

[sexwithshelley]

HAPPY SWEET SIXTEEN XIARA! Hope you had an amazing day babe! Love youuuuuuuuuuu xoxo pce n blessins

[georgesass-blog]

one blog you can always talk to about anything. You can share anything with them and still be normal friends like nothing happened?

I can't name one because I can talk to so many people here. But Kenzie and Kirsty or hell, any of the purple peeners.

[sexwithshelley]

kenzie met adam sandler over the weekend, i'm so jealous