Background: I Encourage Sabrina Every Day to Do C-Minus Work
Sabrina: i'll have you know, i've inspired subway to be c minus subway
me: omg i'm so proud!!!!!!!!!!
i feel like i've pep talk-triggered an epidemic of purposeful mediocrity
FUCK THE MAN!
Sabrina: you have!
and we're happy and willing participants
he says he's only at a b level right now but he's working on it
me: he better
Sabrina: hahaha aim low
new goal
me: i just gave him a boost on fb
I SHOULD BE A LIFE COACH









