What your favorite Chris Fleming song says about you
Boba Manifesto - you heckin love boba. You would drink it every day if you could. You make posts on dating apps like “anyone for boba” and you have been on so many boba dates. It doesn’t even matter if the date turns out bad because the highlight was getting boba.
Sick Jan - you lived in California and you knew this woman. You can picture her intensely with the short gray hair and obscene amount of turquoise jewelry. You’re still plagued by nightmares about going to the big house for that “home office” that you eat in, too.
W. U. G. - A good number of your friends are like this and you have to count the remaining number of friends to send the video to because it’s so funny.
Polyamorous - a concerning number of your friends and family are being consumed by the greater PNW polycule
Normies Are Getting Creative - you’re a wild creative soul and you’ve enjoyed taking off the past two years of this pandemic like one long vacation. Proud of you
Grad Student Shuffle - You live within walking distance to your local coop and can be seen regularly with purple cabbages in your tote bag that you plan to ferment in a jar.
And finally…
Putch Goosit’s EP Trash Passion - your favorite band is Animal Collective.
