Out Of Context Chris Fleming Quotes

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Phish Food Bacchanal | Chris Fleming

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Tag yourself, which forbidden Ben and Jerry’s celebrity collab flavor are you:

Seth Meyers’ Night Blindness

Jimmy Kimmel’s Ass

Kathy Bates’s Concealed Carry

Mitt Romney’s Secret Two Bedroom

Steve Harvey’s Worst Fears

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Sick Jan

I’m cryingggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Julio Torres Color Theories is out on HBO!!

Not Chris Fleming related but I feel like y’all would enjoy his funky sense of humor and strikingly accurate commentary on modern life

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[mod sappho] still thinking about the time I was at a Trader Joe’s in Manhattan and the cashier was cheerfully telling me, unprompted, about how he had just bought (“bought”…) FOUR Samoyed puppies. I asked him (optimistically) if he had a yard and he told me his apartment building has a roof deck. Sir,,,

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You blow dry a yorkie, you can hide him behind a Honda odyssey. THIS guy’s like 5’8

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[mod sappho] still thinking about the time I was at a Trader Joe’s in Manhattan and the cashier was cheerfully telling me, unprompted, about how he had just bought (“bought”…) FOUR Samoyed puppies. I asked him (optimistically) if he had a yard and he told me his apartment building has a roof deck. Sir,,,

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who would win

gayle waters-waters

lestat de lioncourt

Voting ended onMar 16

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Deleted and reported obviously but obsessed with the idea of seeing this photo and thinking one of these men runs this blog. Hi it’s me Conan O’Brien casually posting to my cf fanblog. Here’s a pic of me giving him some Massachusetts love

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“Gregory?” I imagine a scholar skipping stones in between poetry classes. Not a homophobe with an online poker addiction

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[mod sappho] it’s so weird to see Chris have their own comedy special on HBO like hey that’s my granola woman from such works as Company is Coming and Bonnie Gets a New iPad

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i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

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it's finally that time of the year again for the clinically depressed newscaster describing february with disco elysium music

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what is the single best line in this video

it's a month that doesn't hold up life any better than it really is

something great happened here but it's over with and that's the way february is

like the desperate flinging off of something that's not true anymore

the expedition is getting desperate. people are throwing things aside

this looks like a place where people who are being punished are sent

nobody is tap dancing or breaking into a rogers and hammerstein song

theyre just barely able to get across the street and hunker over a bowl of chili

most of the birds who can afford it have flown to florida

it's as if there's some awful truth out there in the trees

something that's been bothering you for a long time is out there. what is it?

to hide the bleakness of feb., man invented valentine's day. also mardi gras.

what other month can host a holiday designed to remind us we're all gonna die?

Voting ended onFeb 11

character limit forced me to paraphrase

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Scientists are sure about two things:

1. Planet getting warmer

2. Elordi getting taller

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Scientists are sure about two things:

1. Planet getting warmer

2. Elordi getting taller

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hollander. put thermostat on 65. "i like it on 71–"

71 is boring hollister

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I hope everyone is enjoying their empty Dixie cups and John Grisham paperbacks this morning!