Got gypsied
The Gypsy women in Albania are now rebelling against their Albanian guards, demanding to be made full fledged citizens. After the guards’ rejection of their proposal, the Gypsy women took the weapons that the Albanian government forced them to make in secret at the camp and wiped out the entire elite Albanian special forces.
The mayor of Tirana is now shaking at the approach of 10 000 gypsy women in tanks and Ak-47s. He has warned the President that at this rate, Albanian will become a gypsy republic.
It has been reported that Putin has offered the Gypsy leader, Natalia Ong a marriage proposal as his 7th wife, in exchange for making Albania a Russian satellite state. Ms Ong has agreed to hand over all the NATO stockpiles and mobile nuclear warheads to Putin. With this, it is suspected the 4th Reich might integrate with Russia, to from a new USSR.
Cyka Cyka Vodka burrppp.
(Read in Romani-Russian: Make USSR great again)