I assign txepzal, putrescence and cailean on a group project together where they have to make a powerpoint presentation about Avatar. No not the ones with the blue people but like avatar the bending ones. How do they do?
Whos making the powerpoint, whos the speaker - what grade do they get, how shit does it all go.
what even is this lineup! i know your ass just randomly picked three shits!!!! no thought nor rhyme nor reason to it
anyway
TXEPZAL
she takes charge of the entire thing. like, full dictatorship, varang style.
not that im saying varang is a dictator. just a similar sort of style.
txepzal is definitely the one to present it. there's a lot of wild gesturing and strong language, a lot of na'vi thrown in that people don't really understand.
if anyone tries to interrupt, they get the death stare. it's not even a completely blank expression, she's still smiling. but it's... dead. lacking in any warmth you'd expect from someone smiling.
txepzal doesn't really follow what's actually on the slides. she either skims past important plot points, or lingers way too long on others.
bonus: her favourite nation is the firebenders. for obvious reasons.
if she were a bender... it would also be fire. for obvious reasons.
PUTRESCENSE
putrescense is a dog.
like. horribly mutated dog with its insides now outside, yeah, but that's a. dog. dig in the dirt, lick bones, tear your face off dog.
dogs do not have thumbs. dogs cannot use computers. dogs do not know that the four elements lived in harmony before the fire nation attacked.
anyway. if it was anthro -
it'd probably be stuck making the slides. and doing the research. and actually doing most of the work.
yeah, the other two are kind of incompetent. no, incompetent isn't the right word - more like... insane. txepzal's too busy trying to convince it to 'lend' her some teeth while cailean is trying to put a 'kick me' sign on her back.
at least putrescense has an excuse for the lack of mental prowess. it's a dog. a horribly mutated, virus-infected dog who'll still crawl to you, starving, after you blow it's head open with a shotgun and unzip its insides.
the other two? just flat out psychotic.
it does pretty well at the job, though. like, pretty nice graphics, borders, just the right amount of text that it doesn't feel like a chore to read through it.
it looks dead on its feet during the actual presentation. probably sits on the floor. exhausted because it's the only one who actually did anything.
bonus: its favourite nation would be earthbenders.
if it were a bender... well, it wouldn't be. it'd be some sort of deranged cryptid monster thing. or, like, a spirit like that one episode with the panda.
CAILEAN
he's kind of a wild card. he's a clown, after all.
it's not the... best at visual design (graphic design is its passion), and probably can't be trusted with a speaking role, so... entertainment. moral support. probably provides the snacks when they meet up to go over the presentation (do not eat any of it).
when they present, he clicks through the slides. probably snuck a bunch of random animations in. origami bird flying away between slides type of thing.
at least it's entertaining. mostly.
he probably tries to be extra distracting during the actual presentation. making faces, mocking txepzal, purposefully squeaking his shoes. making everyone else laugh at the darkest parts being discussed.
bonus: his favourite nation are the earthbenders! mostly because of king bumi. he's just so funny.
if he were a bender... he'd be an airbender. not necessarily for the nomadic lifestyle, though, more just because he'd likely get up to many shenanigans with it.
by the end of it, they get like... a low b. pretty good research, the slides were nice... too much fire nation propaganda.
