Elden Ring + Homestar Runner Quotes: Shadow of the Erdtree Edition
“Aww, look at him. He’s one of them red-headed rapscallion…wags.”
"That’s pretty messed up, man. That gunk is ill."
“I haven't been able to fit into my lucky pants for almost ten years! That's why come I'm in such a bad mood all the time!”
“That's right, ladies and gentlemen! For your between-inning un-joyment, it's the Bumbling-Mascot-Race-Around-the-Field!”
“…I'm wearing a sweater made out of mistletoe! And what feels like a colony of venomous bugs!”
“I say there, Monstrosity! Do you know the times?”
“…And she loved me so much and had skinny blonde hair and was always hanging out at the beach, gazing at a photo of me. Too bad when she had to go to another planet for reasons too complex to elaborate on. I'll probably never see her again. And neither will any of you.”
“THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO RETCH!”
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