#pvrker

[dallysblinkies]

blaseball commissioner blinkies

i love parker macmillan

just reblog to use! love u guys <3

[orbleglorb]

what does it mean to be your son (blb) for wip wednesday please

really glad i decided to save some prompts for when i was sick and stuck in bed again.

i'm playing around with just referring to prime as him but idk if i like it. feels clunky

pvrker uses he/she/they, whichever pronouns nobody in the conversation is already using, and if all of those pronouns are taken, then he/him. i'm using she/her in this paragraph for him

Other than that… they looked alike. Almost the same. Their eyes crinkled the same way when they smiled. Parker wondered if their Mother had ever admonished him for smiling that way for photos. She wondered if he ever had to be trained on how to properly smile instead of doing something that was closer to a grimace with teeth showing. She doubted it. Even when literally being arrested and looking like he's been beaten up by a gang of strongmen, he glowed. The word "perfect" came to mind, even though Parker knew he wasn't, in any sense of the word.

[fresnelprism]

this workplace sucks you dont even get comped for getting years shaved off your life by the reader

based on this

[nonbinarywillow]

ummmm uhhh ummm. fuck you *she/hers ur pvrker*

[tally-vi]

okay

jessica telephone is pathetic and soggy

parker prime is pathetic but not soggy

pvrker is not pathetic but he is so soggy

chorby short is neither pathetic nor soggy

we can keep going reblog with your player pathetic/soggy ratings

[facw]

regardless of whether it was intentional all the parkers have strong neurodivergent undertones. this can especially be seen in the fifth where the circumstances of his creation intersect with how fans have reacted to his character to create something that resonates with certain autistic experiences. in this essay I will--

[fresnelprism]

pvrker <3333

[fresnelprism]

me when i’m whuh?? i’m huh????

+ a rare moment of understanding