tally (vi)

tally • any prns • verifiably insane • over the age of 18

[tally-vi]

gar to cigarette ratio is 1:5

[gazeldhazel]

i have a mouth and i can scream just fine

[gazeldhazel]

I have a mouth and i can't scream. because of the.. girls using it..

[itisi-asimplegay]

falling in love with her art all over again...

Starfall by Anastasia Trusova, Acrylic on canvas

[3000s]

[3000s]

help... no you're thinking of breaking bad

[3000s]

Breaking Things

[sca-nerd]

[transtessbian]

[oldhollywoodniall]

[princesssokphanny]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

[kedreeva]

Sourcing the photos as taken by Mark Ham on Instagram, according to one of the replies.

[leebrontide]

Happy Pride month to the moon

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

[itsapmseymour]

Still wrapping my head around the fact the phrase "Hold Your Horses" is a play on the word Stable...

To be stable.

[zzoupz]

[zzoupz]

[actuallyapathy]

obsessed w how none of these are the real origin of the phrase

[swanpaw]

[vedurnan-archive]

[lakevida]

scared but noble animal protecting its nestmates

[undyworld]

siblings siblings siblings siblings (2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) (requested by @raddcards!) (featuring more siblings!)

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[dragongirl-weed]

transcription by @jub3r7

"This is getting ridiculous now. Where did you find this contraption? How did you build it? You're not really rolling them straight :/ I'm not sure I like this at all, I don't like the noise. See what's the point! That didn't break with the contraption, so it doesn't coun- I liked that one. That one was neat and clean. It was a clean break. Don't like the noise - she was with chil- you're BEATING the child! It's just sick. It's twisted - HE was with child. Okay. Something about this is... where are these children coming from? Seems unnecessary that they're all pregnant. Just straight beating that Pepsi and their plastic. I don't like this - it's SADISTIC. This is sadistic. I don't - they're SPRITZING me!" *from other video, a man's voice, vaguely sounding like a moan: oooooooooh. oohhhh* lady: "I'm sorry. What was that?" *last bottle falls* (with disappointment) "No."

[seymourworld]

you follow me back on tumblr and i immediately dig my claws into you and start leeching your blood and nutrients. and we are #bestfriends ^_^

[seymourworld]

if you unfollow me im killing us both Ok❗ Nobody else gets to siphon your nutrients

[seymourworld]

cute! its cute! its cute! its cute! its cute! its cute! its

[dailycatsblog]

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[sanguine-raven]

well, y'know what they say

[sd-d0-l1y]

<nodding> awabawababa

[sanguine-raven]

that's right