#pxterfortis

[scarltdamsel-blog]

@pxterfortis is in the shark tank

“So you’re Robert, huh?” The man loomed over her, but Roxanne had the home field advantage. He was waiting for her room mate to get ready-- and they’d long had a routine worked out for new boyfriends.

Roxanne had a sneaking suspicion that this broad shouldered fellow wasn’t some guy Helen had met at the library. But secret identities were important, so she wouldn’t pry just yet. Not everyone could be like Metro Man-- with his identity public and all.

“I’m Roxanne-- Helen’s wife.” She chuckled after using the phrase. “I kid-- but we’re practically married. Best friends. Roommates. We share everything.”

Gesturing to the couch, she settled in a chair across from him. Helen would take as much time as Roxanne needed to properly vet this pretty boy.

“Where are you taking her tonight? Nowhere with shellfish on the menu, I hope. I’ve got a pretty acute allergy and we take that sort of stuff pretty seriously around here.” She leaned forward in her chair, hands coming together. “What would you say is your greatest weakness, Robert? Can’t dance? Bad at karaoke? Secretly a criminal mastermind?”

[stratogal]

      ❛    woah,  mister  incredible.  i  ---  it’s  an  honor,  sir.    ❜   god,  did  she  never  imagine  that  she  would  be  placed  in  a  city  teeming  with  supers  just  like  her,  more  so  in  a  city  that  had  some  of  the  most  famous  (  and  infamous  )  supers  to  date.   ❛    i’m  stratogale  ------  i  mean,  i  go  by  stratogale.    ❜

@pxterfortis   .   starter  call.

[invisivi]

       the  ice  cream  pint  lands  on  the  table  with  a  soft  tap,  now  empty  from  its  overnight  stay  in  the  teen’s  bedroom.   violet  slides  onto  her  stool  unceremoniously,  glowering  at  the  morning  sunlight  as  she  says,   ❛    we’re  out  of  ice  cream,  dad.    ❜

@pxterfortis   .   starter  call.

[evillainous-blog]

@pxterfortis

            ❝ -- ah, so you must be Mr. Parr! It’s lovely to finally meet youuuuu’re incredibly large, my word. ❞

            He flubbed, the thought clearing the hurdle between his mind and his mouth without his approval. The man must have been twice the size of Metro Man! Megamind wagered he could lay down flat across his shoulders and he still wouldn’t reach all the way across! Realizing how inappropriate and conspicuously like an insult his assertion might have sounded, his startled expression blossomed into a brilliant and enthusiastic smile in order to correct the faux pas.

            ❝ -- magnificent! Why -- you, my good sir, have the stature of a super hero! And I would know, huh? Haha! How fantastic! ❞