every time i see megamind on the dash i rise from the ashes.
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every time i see megamind on the dash i rise from the ashes.
trueromntic
being a superhero was , for the lack of better words , dull . that’s all that comes to mind when he thinks about patrolling with minion ; the absolute boredom that curses his big , blue head ! not that megamind dislikes being the new superhero of metro city , no , no , he enjoys it , really , but there can just be —– MORE . it’s why he’s had his nose shoved into his experiments and the possibility of new gadgets and tricks to put criminals behind bars . no one said that he couldn’t have fun while being a hero , so —– why not ?
attention focused solely on the paper in his hand , he doesn’t notice the slinking of a certain someone to his side ; nor the kiss pressed against his purple-hued cheek . it’s only when he starts up his pacing again , paper in tow , that his brain catches up with the rest of him that megamind pauses . paper lowered , green eyes blinking at the brunette stood before him . he hasn’t quite gotten used to this whole —- affection thing , or the fact that his stomach likes to do this really weird flip - floppy thing when roxanne kisses him .
let’s be honest , megamind’s stomach goes all flip - floppy when she just looks at him and —- wow , this is really it , huh . the good life ?
❛ dinner ….. ❜ and there goes his hearts practically feeling like they’re going to beat out of his chest . ❛ yes , of course —- of course , that would be …. nice . ❜
he supposes , yes , this is the good life . ❛ i should be done with the model for this new invention in an hour , then dinner —- anything you want . ❜
“Shame-- I was hoping you might want to come help-- you’ve really made some great strides when it comes to cooking. But I suppose I could always ask Minion if he’d like to--” She let it hang in the air, flashing him a glance out of those baby blues of hers. If anything, Minion deserved the night off. She’d already told him as much, running her proposal by him first before the main event.
It was a matter of luring Megamind there and gently probing him on the idea of living together.
She slipped a hand over his, peeking over his shoulder at the plans he’d been looking at, making sure to get nice and close to him. He turned the cutest shade of purple whenever she got close-- and she was utterly captivated by it. He was sweet underneath all that showmanship-- someone who hadn’t had a kind word tossed his way outside of Minion’s compliments.
Now, however-- he’d be showered with praise every chance she could get.
“It takes so long to get back across town to my apartment. What if we went on a walk? We could go through that park I like.” She offered, slowly pulling herself away. She could almost hear those hearts pounding as she leaned across the table to grab her purse. “But if you’d rather stay here with your plans--”
@trueromntic
It should be illegal to be this cute-- Roxanne had done more than her share of flirting in the past, but she never once imagined she’d end up with Megamind. Or that he’d find the goodness she’d known he had deep down [after all, his nefarious plans were more chaotic and disruptive than actually evil]. He was someone who just wanted acknowledgement and attention.
Now he had both. The city was growing to love him as they had Metro Man, and Roxanne was-- had been head over heels for some time.
Hence her bit of unprompted affection. She had to lean onto her tip toes but she managed to catch his cheek as he walked by, mumbling about some new invention that was bound to help him fight crime. Things had been pretty relaxed in Metro City-- just minor crimes and a bit of larceny here and there to thwart. A new villain had yet to move into town.
Which was fortunate, as Roxanne was enjoying this vacation from being abducted every week. She was surprised how much time she had on her hands now that she wasn’t being held hostage for a few hours time and again.
“How do you feel about dinner at my place tonight?” She called, glancing over her shoulder at her boy blue. She had quite the proposal planned-- and hoped it would go off alright tonight.
My Mum walking in on me explaining how to use the microwave to my Area 51 rescued alien
@kerflooey
She is absolutely going to spoil that little alien rotten and there’s nothing Megamind can do to defeat her. She’s already got the brain bots eating out of the palm of her hand-- but she put together a special treat for minion. He was a fish after all--er-- kind of. So he should like things that fish like.
Such as crab cakes.
Or so she hoped.
when you see the minion on the dash.
listen i love Jagged Stone as much as the next fan but every time i see him all i can think of is that he’s literally human Megamind
THERE ARE TOO MANY SIMILARITIES AND I’M NOT EVEN IN THE MIRACULOUS FANDOM.
Metro Man: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Megamind: I’m a knife
Roxanne: He’s the little spoon.
a moment to appreciate how mega.mind turned the ‘damsel and hero’ thing on its head.
roxanne isn’t attracted to super macho metro man.
instead she falls for megamind [under the guise of bernard]
she literally goes for clark kent instead of superman
roxanne: i don’t know if i’m the ‘having kids’ type roxanne: ADOPTS ALL THE ORPHANS
casually adopts @illusionstm too
I’m so into you But I’m way too smart for you Even my henchmen think I’m crazy I’m not surprised that you agree If you could find some way to be A little bit less afraid of me
ROXANNE RITCHI and MEGAMIND
@holdonescards cont
She had no idea what these things were or what they were doing here in Metro City-- but they were a threat. More than even the likes of Metro Man could handle. Honestly-- she thought these creatures were creations of Megamind, but that turned out to be false-- as they were even attacking him.
Not for his lack of trying to command them as an army. Now he was an unwitting ally against the darkness.
With those two handling the city as a whole-- Roxanne had to do what she could to manage the smaller squadrons of these creatures. She found her old softball bat took care of them pretty well-- though they’d always come back.
In the midst of defending herself, a stranger came to her aide.
“Oh-- no, it’s no problem. You’re more than welcome to have this dance if you like.” She was scraped up and winded, but nonetheless determined to keep going on. For now she leaned on her bat, taking a momentary breather.
“You wouldn’t happen to know what these things are would you?” He looked as if he’d handled them before. Perhaps he knew how to best exterminate them.
nothing quite like having to go through tags and block every group advert blog or promo blog just to find the folks ACTUALLY looking for new partners.
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And there’s sound of some dangerous thingymajig charging up.
“ WHO SAID THAT?! ”
“There’s my big blue hero.” Sure, he was overreacting-- but it was cute.
“I can find my boyfriend in a crowd blindfolded.”
“ROXANNE RITCHI IS A TERRIBLE REPORTER.”
I'm so into you But I'm way too smart for you Even my henchmen think I'm crazy I'm not surprised that you agree If you could find some way to be A little bit less afraid of me
ROXANNE RITCHI and MEGAMIND