#pyramod post

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[...first one who decodes the cipher in the notes of that Manly Dan ask wins a gold star. Which, as shapes go, is only slightly less stupid than a square, but hey, I don’t make the stickers] 

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Open...iiish?

[So the askbox has been closed now for- eesh, what is it? Months? A year? Ech, you know what, screw it- I just have to purge the askbox and start afresh. Is it better to just be selective about answers but keep the box open than shut it down and answer things months later? And then never wind up answering anything anyway and feeling guilty for letting people ask knowing I’ll never get to it? ECH. ]

[Guess I’ll just have to play it by ear.  But you know what they say, ] 

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Aah, birthdays. Nothing like inexorably melting ice cream and the extinguishing of feeble candlelight to remind you of the inevitability of your own demise. Plus, there’s tribute! And cake! Woo! 

Here’s to your slowly rotting mortal shell holding off entropy for one more arbitrary unit of time! 

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If it makes you feel any better, none of us are over the episode, we just silently weep on the inside

[ Mutually assured agony. Yes. Good. Because if I was the only one howling like a subterranean pterodactyl I would look like more of a raving lunatic than I already am, which is saying something. Silent weeping on the inside, I’ll take it. Because. 

Family Angst feat. guest star Soos choosing the kids over Stan. More Bill/Dipper parallels. Author confirmed. Original twins confirmed. Illuminati confirmed. Just kill me with a spoon at this point, it’d be quicker.] 

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[THE TAKE OVER THE BREAK'S OVER IS A FALLOUT BOY SONG] 

[...this is what I get for using the Wikipedia page instead of trying to go by memory. Learn from my mistake kids. Never let your enthusiasm for rewriting song titles to make them references to Gravity Falls keep you from fact checking.]

[...then again I am the kind of person who goes to the trouble to rewrite the entirety of poor unfortunate souls so it can be sung by Bill and Dipper, complete with latin incantation at the end, so I'm probably not somebody you should be taking advice from.]

[Pay no attention to the dimwit behind the curtain.] 

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[ Just making another PSA post- questions for text responses are always open, unless otherwise stated- so seriously, you have a question, need advice, or just want to attempt to harass the dapper triangle jerk, go nuts! Almonds, cashews, even peanuts even those aren't technically a kind of nut. Just because I can't make digital art worth a damn right now doesn't mean I don't love getting questions! ] 

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[Whelp. This intensive figure drawing class is taking a lot more out of my than I thought it would. So, drawing responses that aren't basically stick figures are...well. Erm. 

On the other hand, I decided this means it's open season on text-based questions. Seriously, whenever, whatever, from now on. Some might have three second doodles icon doodles or so if I'm feeling particularly ambitious? *emphatic shrug*]

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[Dammit dammit dammit- I keep trying to draw responses for these asks that have been patiently sitting in my inbox for a month, and I have the responses written out and everything, but I'm trying to draw on a new laptop and nothing is working hrgghHHH.

Does anybody want just a straight up text response? I feel like I need to do something for this blog other than dope around on Shamchat, but the art is fighting me something ridiculous right now.

I'll open the asks for, I dunno, a half hour or so? Man, do I have my shit together or what? Absolutely magnificent.]