robstar aka dash and pyrrha aka speed of light aka you know what i'm talking about
yells at the other for leaving wet towels on the bed: pyrrha
whines when the other forgets what they wanted after going grocery shopping: dash
leaves five half drank bottles of water in their room: pyrrha
initiates a quickie while at somewhere they shouldn’t: pyrrha
surprises the other with their favorite fast food for dinner: dash
is massively hungover after celebrating their anniversary: dash
argues for double stuffed Oreos over regular: pyrrha
buys $200 worth of baby things after finding out they’re expecting: dash
insists that they each get their own popcorn at the cinema: dash