#q fucks

[milesmesservy]

ive been thinking about this post i made a while back, especially the "q has monster dildos" part. as a 95% top!q truther, i had to think like. who has used these dildos?

i like the idea of q like. pushing himself to take them not really because he's into it but because he does enjoy the feeling of doing something very challenging. like climbing kilimanjaro but for sex.

but also... q introducing them to bond??? i don't even know how this would go im crowdsourcing ideas. i do think bond has no clue what this is and is just like uhhh thats um. interesting colour and shape. wait u want it to go where??? er. okay dear

q is like trust me it'll be hot. bond well if you say it'll feel good. q is like i did not say that. i said it'll be hot. the (to me) was implied. anyway ill walk u thru it chop chop these 9 inches arent gonna get in you by itself babes xx

[milesmesservy]

i think q gives atrocious head. teeth and drool no rhythm constantly stopping to gag and retch and cough etc etc. he hates doing it, it bores him and it makes his jaw/throat hurt so he never cared to get better. (unlike bottoming which is an acceptable level of discomfort for him to get better at a sex act he doesnt care for)

anyway i want to write a scene where bond asks q to suck him off and q is like "you will regret this" and bond is like "no i love you! please? 🥺" and q is likes sighs fine. and proceeds to give head so bad bond gets softer. is it weaponised incompetence? bond will never find out

[milesmesservy]

i think q played cricket in school, cuz its the sport u can most spend time just standing around doing fuck all in. and also he likes the uniforms. hes like oooh look at my cute little white jumper

^ some images for my american followers who dont know what cricket whites look like. i just think q would like a little cable knit jumper u can picture it right

he was an ok bowler lousy at everything else. more liable to be daydreaming on the outfield. but he tried just enough to not be entirely useless although he detests running he doesnt like going fast (of his own power) if he can help it. he will do it if he has to but he isnt athletic!!! he hates running he thats why he has a desk job

also! hes like mmm hot cricketers getting their pristine uniforms all muddy 👀👀👀 let q be a horny pervert he wants to ogle hot guys in cute uniforms getting messed up and hes not ashamed about it! (he will tolerate the rugby for similar reasons)

i also think q and bond at the cricket is fun. both of them dgaf that much theyre mainly there to enjoy the sun drink pimms and ogle hot men getting all roughed up. (test) cricket is a game thats mainly like. standing around doing nothing except for a tiny bit of action every so often so its mostly bond and q chatting until q is like "shut up for a minute" (the action is over and q is watching all the fielders dust themselves off with delight)

(if u dont know what test cricket is dont worry about it babes xx)

bond has fun with the WAGs there. if someones comin onto him he might be a little bit 😏 but mainly he knows fuck all about cricket cuz he never played and dgaf. so hes mostly like "oh im here with my husband too he loves the cricket" and points to q who is watching very intently (imagining putting the cricketers on their knees for another reason)