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feel free to do so, but please please please:

credit me & link back to my post, especially when you take jokes or specific details i've mentioned wholecloth or near enough

if you make podfic of my fic, don't host it on sites like youtube or spotify, where people pay money to not have ads and there's no native way for people to download the fic.

you don't need to ask permission to make something as long as you do that ^^

i'd love for you to share it with me as well <3

about me:

call me n, he/him. also happy w mm, milesmesservy, etc.

im a classic bond fan: brunet bond truther, menswear lover, scottish bond believer, silly bond stan (so roger moore haters dnf [/j])

i like writing fic at toadsage on ao3

talk to me about 00Q, M/Bond, M/Q, Felix/James, other permutations ok too

#1 messervy/bond fan. rotating them always.

big fan of dom!top!q, sub/switch!vers!bond

slowly rewatching all the bond films to tier rank them, and reading the novels for the first time in order.

sometimes will post about other spy novels/media

I AM NOT BRITISH I AM IRISH!!!!!!!!!!! however i *did* used to live in scotland so am happy to provide free britpicking services or help. wont be perfect but im tryin. australia based now tho

however do NOT call me british or lord forbid *english* i will phase through your walls while you are sleeping.

also despite me posting about royalist q or british patriotism when it comes to characters, i am a republican [irish sense americans dni] through and through. do not get it twisted.

to-do list:

last bond movie watched: quantum of solace / skyfall

currently reading: dr. no

currently writing: serial peripheral interface, a voyeur!q 00q fic, tagged under "master-slave relationship (technology)" (see below)

info on tags & verses etc below the cut!

#about this blog

powerburial

#me writing #q's family tag

spiribia

we cannot let saying 'i love you' or kissing onscreen be the standard for correctly making a character canonically gay because some characters would never do that but are gay

#bond core

spiribia

we cannot let saying 'i love you' or kissing onscreen be the standard for correctly making a character canonically gay because some characters would never do that but are gay

#bond core

adriles

banking on becoming one of those guys that serves as a dire warning so tthat the living might be warned that dying for honor sucks actually

If you want to get better at dialogue, sit down and listen to two people have a conversation and notice how often they say each other’s names while doing so. It’s far, far less than you think.

#fr!!!#also like. and this is something u have to balance with ur narrative making sense ofc #but people talk past each other or via implications or jump topics or mishear each other all the time #and its not really commented on or picked up on even if it is a real break in clarity #when you start to listen for the content of what people are saying you realise how many people are having a conversation #with what they imagined the other said in their head #even if thats not what was said #people use words wrong! they say things gramatically incorrect!#people think like oh you need to phonetically represent a persons accent and like no!!!#u can do that as well as or better with syntax and word choices #but yeah just listening to ppl around u at the mall or on pt or whatever gives u so much to work with #gettin a feeling for the rhythms of how ppl talk

i do a little dance every time someone says they like my q family ocs like yippee glad you have joined me in this evil bouncy castle palace

#master slave relationship (technology) fic tag #this fic is just oops all ocs cuz i just cant bring myself to why is moneypenny driving the bus #or whatever #half of mi6 at the fetclub would be crazy work

bballistics

kitty ragdoll bond puppy poodle q what more can i say

#dog q smokes weed #q #jb

targetedknowledge

#q core #b core #i saved this in my drafts for after fraz reveal #its so them

luminiferocity

I'm in love with my car: MI6 gang headcanons

Bond is the renowned petrol head, but what about the rest of the gang?

Q's (sort of) classic black Porsche 911 - beautiful and discreetly modded with a range of upgrades and defensive measures. Q may have dipped into the police's system to ensure he'll never get a speeding ticket. People think Q can't drive and that the car is Bond's. The latter annoys Q deeply. (I'm not immune to car hater Q, I think both extremes are funny, but this is the car I gave him in Let Me Count the Ways)

Moneypenny's red Mazda MX-5 - small, sporty and speedy. It only has two seats, which isn't a downside when no one wants a lift from her. Actually a very safe driver, thank you very much, not that she minds the reputation. May have a Q Branch upgrade or two

Tanner's bright orange Dacia Sandero - plenty of room for carting everything needed for family camping holidays. His girls chose the colour (see girl dad Tanner headcanon). No Q Branch upgrades. Doesn't mind the double-ohs taking the mick, but sometimes he does miss the days of his nippy Golf GTI and carefree youth

Mallory's seafrost green Jaguar XJ6 - misses the days of not being chauffeured by someone with tactical driving expertise, necessary both for his security and to keep on top of his workload from the back seat. Rarely manages to sneak off in his own old Jag, but sometimes he just goes to sit in the garage with the radio on to have a minute to himself. Nearly had an aneurysm once when he opened the garage to find Bond in the driver's seat

@mi6-cafe

#who fucks their car tho #lmaooo #tanner you can buy a second car its ok youre allowed. youre a petrofreak and ill hate you for it but its legal #hehe grandpa citation on car hater q

twig-the-escaped-cephalopod

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

#and the song? was the entirety of charli xcx's album crash (2022)

pallegina

*uses an em dash and a colon in the same sentence* we're done when i say we're done.

im feeling so heh heh heh about upcoming spi chapters. wow this relationship seems great theyre coming together no problem. i hope there aren't any Incidents

#the hogmanay chapter in my head is the Parasite (2019) chapter #hehehe #master slave relationship (technology) fic tag #the hard thing is pulling it off...