Feb 9
the concept of Q being the Holmes middle child.
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the concept of Q being the Holmes middle child.
My friend recently introduced me to the idea that Q is one of the Holmes brothers and it lives in my brain rent free. They would get into so much trouble as children
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies)
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q, assorted bad guys
Additional Tags: Kidnapped Q, Kidnapping, Abduction, Escape, Rescue, Q is Autistic, Autistic Character, autistic traits, Stimming, Non-Verbal, Q (James Bond) is a Holmes, 007 Fest, 007 Fest 2020, Q deals with this better than he dealt with the thing at Tesco, Toaster, Q is not a Damsel in Distress, not really, he’s waiting to be rescued, but only becuase why bother when Bond does that better, Q’s got things to keep himself occupied in the meanwhile, Bondlock, just about
Summary:
Q is kidnapped by people who want to use his brain. They want to use his brain because they have no idea what they're doing themselves, which means they won't notice if he doesn't quite follow instructions.
In which Q is productive while he waits to be rescued.
I have two prompts. Sorry if that's too much. First: James thinks that a name like Sherrinford its no wonder that Q didn't tell him his name earlier. - waywardconsultingtimelady
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Ehehehe I had a LOT of fun. Jen.
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“... Sherrinford.”
Q let out a quiet, genuine whimper. “Oh fuck.”
“You’re genuinely called…”
“... Sherrinford,” Q completed. “Close the door. Now. If anybody else hears you I’ll have to kill them. I’m already debating killing you. Don’t push me.”
Bond closed the door. Q looked at him like a complete maniac. “Don’t kill me, please,” Bond asked, with amused politeness. “M would probably be annoyed.”
“It’d be very satisfying for me, however,” Q griped back. “How the fuck. I’m assuming Sherlock? It’s always Sherlock…”
“... yes,” Bond admitted. Lying would only end badly. “Sorry. But seriously?!” Q’s expression was mutinous. “Well, yes. It’s humiliating. Horrific. If you thought Mycroft and Sherlock were bad enough… and anyway, why.”
“Apparently you were supposed to call him last night,” Bond told him apologetically. “His vengeance was telling me.”
Weirdly, that seemed to have a rather positive effect on Q; he immediately brightened, turning his attention to his computer. “I warned him,” Q commented absentmindedly. “I told him, if he ever decided to tell you my name, I’d make him regret it.”
Bond wondered whether he had enough time to warn Sherlock what was coming, and decided - on balance - that it would be best not to get involved.
“What are you doing to him?” Bond asked, curious and a fair bit wary.
Q glanced up, and grinned, all teeth. “I’m making his life a living hell,” he said happily. “I’ve wanted a good excuse for ages, so thank you. He has very unique tastes in pornography. I’m sending all of it to John Watson’s phone.” As though on cue, Q’s phone started ringing; Q held it to his ear and smiled a terrifying smile. “You started it,” he told Sherlock simply, and hung up. It started ringing again a moment later. “Yes. And Mycroft’s.”
“And Mycroft’s?!” Bond echoed. “Ouch.”
Q was a surprisingly malevolent figure when he made an effort, Bond mused.
“And if you ever, ever, even think about calling me Sherrinford,” Q told him, with terrifying intensity. “I will make this look feeble.”
Bond believed him.
“I promise.”
“Good,” Q said, suddenly looking young and sweet again. “Glad we have that sorted.”
His phone started ringing again, and Q’s eyes had never looked so bright. “Nope,” he told Sherlock happily. “You’re fucked. Enjoy.”
Bond made a very strong mental note to never, ever annoy Q.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies)
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, R, Q, Agent Bobby Carter, Bill Tanner
Additional Tags: Character Death, but not really, Not Really Character Death, Q is Autistic, Q is a Holmes, but that’s not really mentioned in this one, R is a good friend, so is Bobby, Revenge, REferences to Canon-Typical Violence, Autistic Character, autistic traits, Stimming, Non-Verbal, Bomb threat
Summary:
James is woken by a phone call. R is ringing to give bad news, and Bobby is somewhere chasing up the cause, and there's someone in the living room.
In which the list of the dead is inaccurate.
Hello...hi...I saw you wrote a Q Holmes thing and I'd just like to say that I really appreciate your writing because Q Holmes is something close to my heart and there's not enough content. So thank you so much! 💛
Oh my gosh, thank you so much for the ask! I really appreciate it! I loved writing Sort It and it’s on track to be the most popular thing I’ve ever written which is certainly incentive to do more in that universe.
Q Holmes just makes so much sense, doesn’t it? Q is so underutilized in canon that doing more with him is extra fun. And I’m a bit of a Mycroft obsessive, so putting the two of them together was a blast. Anyway, thrilled that someone who is into Q Holmes liked my version of it! ❤️❤️
Hi cupid so you know you're the first blog I run to whenever I grab hold of my ipad. Anyway, I just saw a bondlock manip and I realized I need it badly so can you recommend any bondlock fics esp. where Q is the third holmes brother? Thanks! :D
😳Aw I’m so chuffed anon!
Unfortunately, I have to admit I have not read any fics like this - YET.
I did a bit of a search and found these though. (There are A TON but these seemed to be the most-read, have Q Holmes and are either seen as Gen or Johnlock….I haven’t read them tho, and please mind the tags on each)
Red Queen to Overwatch by BootsnBlossoms & Kryptaria
Alley-Cat Quartermaster by Only_1_Truth
Jealous Gods by xiaq
Bond Night is Go by sorion
Code Z by Kryptaria
The Oldest Dance by veriante
A Programmer in Q-Branch by Jen (ConsultingWriters)
All the King’s Horses by Revenant
Ways of Expressing by BootsnBlossoms
College Bondlock series by BetsyByron
Strontium Chloride Red and Other Colours by BootsnBlossoms
The Journals of Q.S. Holmes by LivetoDream333
2.5 Holmes series by KtwoNtwo
Till Thought is Blind by BetsyByron
Moncrieff by nagapdragon
Bondlock: Little Brother series by IBegToDreamAndDiffer
(Also if you haven’t seen this fan video yet, check it out)
teyriantimelord10 wanted some Molly and Q. I thought I would try to make some tonight.