everyone, aside from chaotic children and sadass, have to choose who’s secrets will be exposed.
420, one of you need to be chosen. galaxy, two of you need to be chosen.
shout out to chaotic children for causing one of clubs to explode because of sexual tension. you get one whole extra point, may you nut in peace in the future.
your fourth and final deed has to do with aphrodite’s dance, you’ll be in charge of making it more entertaining. i’ll be telling your tasks in secret so no one is outed before the deeds are over.
tip: some of you guys are close to tying in points, do what you can to get extra points.
due: by the time the event ends
x, q
ooc:
qdeeds #4:
chaotic children: hold a date auction; extra points if people in your team participate
420 blaze et: get levi and peter drunk or high; extra points if you manage to get them cross faded
galaxy: during the last hour of the dance, make everyone fall under a love potion; extra points if your team drinks it too
sadass: perform a full, live stage at the dance; extra points if you do more than one song
order of completion ( these are set with a random generator ):
it is fifty-four years into the future and somehow otisiah jang is still kickin’. the youngsters are gathered around waiting to hear one of his wacky stories.
@laurenstans @siderealmagic @qdeeds
otis vc:
so most of the night is a blur but the parts i remember are pretty wild
kato, rosie and i had to hit up a strip club and dance with the talent
i just want to put this out there: sometimes getting blackmailed is a blessing in disguise, kids
anyway, we chose some place called the boobie bungalow
don’t let the name fool you they welcome all boobies. we love diversity!
so we were all highkey excited and we went in without a plan
and not to say rosie isn’t a down ass bitch but levi wasn’t going to be there so she was like what is the #point
that left me and kato
and that pretty ass bitch didn’t wanna ditch the turtle neck
so this scrawny ass bitch had to do it and honestly i had a feeling it was going to be me ever since we found out we had to do this anyway
anyway, we're in the club right and kato decides to be useful and mind control everyone so it’s not sus that we’re highkey crashin’
right away rosie’s busy with the strippers and i give her money so one of them can step on her
we got evidence of this aside from what we were already recording mainly because, in her words to levi, “this could be us but you playin’”
okay so i get up on stage and start shakin my capital p Phat ass
da hunnies b lovin it and i’m #thriving
pretty boi kato whomst???
i got so many singles that night
also there was this one stripper dude named du jour and he smacked by ass all on the floor
he smacked that
i gave him some more
after we had our fun we all, as always, yeeted out
but not before we kindly asked du jour to give us some signed undies #listentokato #hesmorethanaprettyface #sometimesuseful
i love that some of you actually got cursed, you guys are so desperate it’s cute. i hope it was worth the half point each.
your third deed is a fun one. go to a strip club of your choice and dance with one of the performers on stage. on top of that, you have to get the the underwear of the person you danced with and have them sign it.
due: by the end of 2/1
x, q
ooc:
order of completion ( these are set with a random generator ):
missed this week’s new three gay disasters? no worries, read the episode summary below!
@siderealmagic @laurenstans @qdeeds
after extensively discussing the new deed, everyone has come to the agreement that messing with the magic users is lightweight lowkey scawy
but nothing is scarier than their secrets gettin’ out
so they put on their big baby diapers and collectively put in some brain power to make the communal brain cell vibrate
our favorite three idiots have the brilliant idea of taking an easy target from nemean’s favorite magical family: pax johnson
he is magic and they have magic so it technically counts
it’s late into the night and they head out to complete the mission
rosie, our new favorite vlogger, makes a comeback
poor unsuspecting pax is in the sound studio makin’ some sick beats bruh
taking one for the team, rosie calls out to pax and asks him if he wants help losing his virginity
flustered, pax comes out to check that rosie is okay and also insert nervous laughter who said he was a virgin ahaha....
otis pulls out his mini tranquilizer gun and manages to hit pax
after a few seconds big babie boi is KNOCKED out
they quickly put on sunglasses and also stick some on pax to make it all a lil less sus
otis and kato carry him out on their shoulders as rosie walks ahead of them to make sure she’s getting all this juicy content
after having enough evidence, they draw on pax’s face and take him to his sisters
evie answers the door and is pissed
i mean, that’s her baby bro ofc she’s mad
so she gives each of them a curse
drugs no longer affect rosie and in order to break her curse, she has to genuinely be nice to jae
kato appears ugly to everyone now and the only way to break his curse is if someone tells him he’s beautiful/has a great personality and actually means it
otis now has feet for hands and they’ll only return to normal if he finds #trulov
after three days of suffering, evie decides to be nice and undoes all the curses
Cam, Jae, and Yua meet up again to plan what to do!
after coming up with a foolproof idea, they head into Wicked Kitty, intent on stealing the biggest thing they can find
Cam is recording this time, as Jae and Yua happily (and loudly) pick up the biggest cauldron they see, and begin waddling to the exit with it
Kat happens to be working that day, and is understandably confused when she asks them what’s going on
the team yells, “GO GO GO!!” and swiftly waddles out of the store with their giant ass cauldron, taking it away and successfully stealing it as Kat makes absolutely no attempt to stop them
they then return to Wicked Kitty, showy and brazen, asking Kat what she’s going to do about it, maybe curse them...?
Kat says no, that they’re her friends (save for Cam), and she doesn’t really care
however, Yua, in a desperate attempt to win the bonus points, walks up to Kat and tells her, “I will kiss you if you curse Jae.”
Kat, forsaking her best himbo for the gay, apologizes to Jae and accepts Yua’s offer
the twin curses Jae to become The Human Torch, lighting him on fire with no harm to him, as if he was truly the Fantastic Four superhero
(Kat makes the comment that this curse still doesn’t beat Boss Baby, though)
Cam begs Jae to yell “Flame On!” to the camera, also catching Yua and Kat kissing, before signing off
another perfectly executed deed in the books, thanks to Jae taking one for the team
How did Astrid Johnson, Kyugchul Seon, and Alexis Soto actually complete their second Q Deeds Mission?
Hope it’s better than last week…
@qdeeds @im-heartlex @xunveiledx
after finding out that the Q Deeds are real, the group reconvenes, knowing that they need to actually compete and not be exposed
Astrid insists that they cannot come in last, because her secret is terrible and no one can know; she lies and blurts out that she’s killed someone
Kyu and Alexis are startled but go with it and agree to not lose, since their secrets are also somewhat dark and of course important to them
Astrid figures out the loophole in the task and tells her teammates to go to her room and steal something of hers, and when they get back, she’ll curse them to win bonus points
Kyu and Alexis head to Astrid’s room, recording for Q and looking for something easy to steal
her bullet journal is left open on her desk to a journal entry about the Q Deeds
Kyu being the good guy he is, refuses to read it, however, Alexis doesn’t feel guilt, and reads the entry, where in giant letters, Astrid has written that “NO ONE CAN KNOW I ACTUALLY THINK OTIS IS KINDA HOT”
they steal the journal and return to Astrid, and promptly tell her they know she lied and know her real secret
Astrid freaks out, curses them into being unable to share secrets, and yeets into the sun
