BANGING POTS AND PANS TOGETHER
I have just mainlined all 3 seasons of Star Trek: Picard, which ended on an after-credit scene of Jack Crusher meeting Q, the nigh-omnipotent being that spent a lifetime failing to seduce his father.
Friends, I am appalled - yes APPALLED - to find that there are exactly ZERO FANFICTIONS on my dearest ao3 of Jack Crusher doing what his father never could and fucking that old man. Q. Whatever.
Because let's be honest here. If you were Jack Crusher (the younger) and THIS MAN
appeared in your bedroom and told you that your father's "trials" were over but yours were just beginning, are you telling me you WOULDN'T bend that cosmic being over your standard issue starship cot and give him the good, hard fucking he never got from your dear old dad?
