windows updates: the new settings app now has 1% of the functionality of the old control panel also all malware is now preinstalled by default
linux updates: fixed a bug where printing a document on a tuesday during a full moon will give a remote attacker arbitrary code execution privileges also alsa can now accurately represent the word of god in audio form
macos updates: all legacy application support is now broken, attempting to launch a game puts the laptop into siri-assisted instant kill mode, and fuck you reinstall xcode





















