#qsmp npcs

[royalarchivist]

Phil: You know what would be really funny, penguins? If this place got nuked into the ground.

Tallulah: [Abruptly stops playing her flute]

Phil: I know one of you has a nuke. I know one of you has a nuke in your inventory.

Tallulah: [Quickly shakes her head]

Coquinho the Penguin: [Flashes a nuke in their hand]

Phil: OH! [Laughs] Oh my god, ok– I was kidding, I was kidding– Don't kill us all, please. Don't kill us all. [Laughs]

[thegreenishhues]

Qsmpblr rn:

[kadextra]

I love boo

she’s a ghost that comes from the island (past resident? egg?) who met q!bad on mexican independence day

boo uses she/they/it pronouns

said she was sleepy before death and is still sleepy in death. even if it sleeps a week they’re still tired (may be related to how she died)

she doesn’t know what happened to the eggs

the only word they can speak (via soundboard!) is “boo.” it’s invisible, and her other abilities include placing signs to talk, flying, spawning items & teleporting q!bad

boo loves balloons, cakes and fireworks, which are all party-related things… and also trains! and hatsune miku!

it loves mischief and doing little pranks (they filled the federation offices with miku and cake)

we don’t know exactly why she got so attached to q!bad, but he has a connection to ghosts and they like to hang out ^^

[dotterelly]

Is Benson related to Quacki, do you think?

[nocinovae]

I’m starting to feel like “mate” is like an inside joke for the qsmp admins lol

[factorialsotherfandoms]

I can't believe Richas killed a penguin on the trampoline, and Mike immediately looked in the inventory and stole the handgun. He's currently hiding and pretending to shoot people (he has no bullets). And then the penguin stole it back and threatened him with a nuke. As you do.