#qsmp summary

[kadextra]

empanada told q!tina about her death to the eye workers, tina said there will be hell to pay and that she will paint the walls red

then empanada said this

q!tina said she’s always wanted to not be a demon, but also she never thought about it this way before. she said immortality is lonely. and explained terrible things have to happen for someone to become a demon

that’s where the moment ended

TINA DEMON LORE CRUMBSSSS

[imnotasweetie]

DINNER SUMMARY FOR EVERYONE WHO NEEDS IT:

earlier, most people got ready for the dinner (philza and etoiles literally got DECKED and ready for war, basically, both were sure it would be a trap)

quackity went to maxo and asked him to give him the names of those that caused the explosion that made him lose a candidate life or he would "make his life a living hell"

they went to the dinner, and waited to get served the food and suddenly "chayanne" and "tallulah" showed up

philza immediately clocked that they were not acting normally, and they had wrong skins (they were not cracked) and he even went back to check and their beds were back home, so he knew it wasnt the real ones. he let fit and forever know.

the candidates stepped up one by one to give their last speeches, and ElQuackity went last, suddenly goign off about "Fuck the Federation" and "if im elected the federation will end" which is super out of nowhere so. kinda sus.

all the candidates were asked to go to the stage to take group pictures, and "chayanne" and "tallulah" went in there too

Suddenly Philza was kicked from the server, the fake chayanne and tallula turned into code monsters and they started attacking the candidates (edit the morning after: someone pointed out that forever and cellbit crashed at the exact same time, therefore philza also probably crashed too. I disagree: he got kicked out right as the eggs turned into codes, and people started looking for him to know what to do, and he didnt come back until minutes later, when charlie had already lost a life and other people had been killed. I genuinely think he got kicked from the server at that time by an admin/the codes to sow confussion)

the attendees started being teleported around, and it took a while for philza to log back in, and everyone was panicking because they didnt know if it was the real chayanne or tallulah, and since phil wasnt there he couldnt confirm to them it wasnt the real eggs

they started to stall the codes from killing candidates, but slime/gegg lost his last candidate life

philza managed to get back in, and started screaming those arent his eggs and to kill the codes

him and etoiles basically had to duo pvp the two codes, and finally managed to kill them after a few minutes, it was tense as FUCK

the bodies of the codes had each a single item of the egg they were trying to pretend to be (tallulah had a maraca, chayanne the yellow signs), as well as a bunch of pictures of the parents with some eggs, but all of them were blurry/bad quality except for the one of tallulah and quackity that walter bob took, and a picture of philza, tallulah and chayanne that wsa taken in festa junina

everyone started to go on their own ways, ElQuackity and Maxo had an entire confrontation about if ElQ was from the federation and then maxo refused to tell him who caused the explosion besides himself. They fought eachother for a while, and then ElQ teleported away and disconnected.

foolish got called by the federation, and he got told to arrest pac and mike because "they had kidnapped mr mustard"

pac and mike went with him and they got teleported into seperate jail cells

cellbit interrogated foolish about it, since jaiden and forever saw pac and mike disappear, and afterwards he went back to his castle, where he got a book that told him to go to coordinates 0 0, where he and roier found a picture that eventually led to a page with the following information

jaiden spoke to foolish, and he lied to her, and told her that cucurucho had given him the option to either arrest pac and mike OR kill richarlyson. this did not happen. jaiden went back to cellbit and roier and gave them this information, so for now, foolish is out of suspicion from cellbit.

cellbit decoded that the "LAST SEEN AT" letters probably mean coordinates (67, 6393) and he's planning on going there with roier to see if they know what this missing item or creature might be

----------------------- Edit about two hours later (yes, im still here. it's 5 am for me. what has this server done to me)

cellbit and roier went to the coordinates, there he found a new book with more information: someone was "posted" there alone to be some kind of sentry? and the isolation was getting to them apparently; as well as two sudoku puzzles that together gave him the code to a locked chest. in the chest he found a brown sharestone that took him to a new location where after a few more enigma catboy enrichment time gave him a new book that indicates that there's someone aware of what might be happening, or maybe it happened before, and that if the book was their only chance they had then "whatever hope you have left will die along with you"

maximus explained to badboyhalo what happened with elquackity and the threats that he did to him. this led to bad saying the need to capture elquackity and lock him up -he also implied that he knows how to stop him from teleporting- and if needed interrogate him by any means necessary to get information about where real quackity is and what is going on with him

bad's trust in anyone is basically non-existent after what happened with foolish helping the federation to get pac and mike. my landduo heart is shattered.

[glith0]

I'm so sorry- is anyone able to just give a rough summary of what Quakity is saying this stream? QSMP tv subtitles aren't working and I'm afraid I'll miss something-

[kadextra]

q!bad lore ending #1 “the sad ending” ✅

- bad fully remembers everything about the eggs but it’s too late, they are gone now... he makes the decision to leave the island, says goodbye to everything one last time and goes to the ankh (symbol of life) room in the hall of grim to sit and wait with ghosties

there he waits for an unknown amount of time until an undead brings the smackdown and takes him out 💀 afterwards he appears back at the doors to heaven, to his original home. they are still open for him

but this time? his three kids are right there to greet him, they’re all together again. even richas ended up in heaven :0

lore ending #2 “the true ending” is coming soon

(we’re getting a hollow knight / visual novel style ending experience that’s pretty cool!! meaning either can be canon it’s your personal preference)

[kadextra]

Genuinely curious as someone who hasn't fully been keeping up with qsmp, how do we know qbad's gonna die?

We’ve been expecting it to happen for around 6 months :’) here’s a recap of it all for you

From the first week of September q!Bad has been suffering with a soul infection. back when all the egg kids went missing, he was grieving and lost the will to live. he let himself wither away, getting attacked repeatedly by monsters called “soul vultures” which tore pieces out of his soul. it gave him symptoms like colorblindness, hallucinations, and turned his eye blue

skip forward to the end of purgatory when the nuke exploded. he shielded Dapper with his body, and was the only person who got hit directly by the blast and lived (rip q!Maxo)

but the soul infection absorbed the radiation and accelerated. especially the nasty head wound hidden under his hood- look at his skin and you could see it start growing

it affected his mind- since early December he’s had lapses of memory where he forgot people, places, and his own kids over and over.

but now this long and tragic slowburn is finally reaching the climax. the past two weeks since the island reset, he’s been coughing more, forgetting more, getting weaker. his kids Pomme and Dapper made him medicine which he’s been taking to keep going just a little longer. the infection has gotten 10x worse and is consuming him completely, as you can see below

the eggs are all in despair

but his body just can’t fight this illness anymore <\3 he admitted as much to Richarlyson in last night’s stream, after their deep discussion about death with Dapper and Empanada.

This is it, he’s dying tonight or tomorrow.

q!Bad has implied multiple times that because he’s a high-rank demon creature, when he dies it won’t be a permanent thing. it’ll be something like a factory reset- which is just as painful tbh because it’ll be the death of who he once was. he’ll be wiped blank. but there is a chance he can recover, it’ll just take a lot of time. so he’s not leaving the server, it’s gonna start a new chapter of lore for this character

That’s where we’re at now :’D

[kadextra]

q!Bad lore drop in the dinosaur cave

he used to be a 4th dimensional being (likely angelic!!!) existing outside the dimension of time

he was alive at the era of the dinosaurs but didn’t live with them. he “spectated” them with other beings from the 4th dimension

at some point after the dinosaurs had died, he fell, and was forcibly trapped/bound to time. he has been here ever since

[kadextra]

q!Tina & q!Mouse demon lore summary notes bc I needed to keep track of all this

Feb 3rd 2024

Empanada expressed wanting to become a demon so she could be immortal and stay with her moms forever

Tina said she never thought of it like that, but immortality is lonely

Tina explained that terrible things have to be happen for someone to turn into a demon

Radiation masks the demon sulfur smell, according to q!Bagi. Tina considered going to touch it

Tina can’t understand how Bagi isn’t able to smell she’s a demon, and feels awkward because of it. she reasoned Bagi must be a liar.

Mouse almost outed her in front of Bagi. when they were alone, Tina told her to shut her trap and Mouse apologized

Mouse said stealing stuff is the demon way!

Mouse told Tina she shouldn’t be afraid to talk about her heritage, because people have changed their views, they aren’t as anti-demon as before & many are pro-demon

Tina said she is afraid of a past of sin + being a chaotic person. Mouse got philosophical explaining that sin is a human invention, it’s not our invention. are things wrong because they say it’s wrong?

Tina referring to the nether as a home she’s not ready to go back to

Empanada asked if Tina was like Mouse, and she answered they’re alike in some ways, but not exactly.

Tina answered she’s not happy to be a demon and that “most of them aren’t… if they were aware, not blissfully ignorant. they like their ways.”

Mouse answered that she does not think it’s bad to be a demon, she’s super proud to be one

Tina said demons are evil incarnate. Mouse said no they aren’t.

Mouse explained there’s a difference between being turned into a demon and being born as a demon. those who are turned into demons are evil, those who were born as one are not evil.

Tina said “doesn’t that solve a lot of questions.” and quietly growled at Mouse when she said Tina should be proud…

[kadextra]

For ppl who want to know how the egg carton is coming along

still under construction, however the island needed something in place now so q!Bad made the mini “egg basket” under spawn. empanada, sunny, ramon, richas, and pomme have all put their pearls there.

it’s a “one click teleports all” system meant to get eggs out of danger, so they can then warp to their safe rooms at home. not meant to be perfect, only temporary, but is immune to most things like the iconic symmetry wand elevator trick! there’s been a sense of relief to have something secure :D

Bad used securitycraft block pockets as a cool feature of the basket’s design, making a small emergency chamber where eggs can pass through to survive damage and escape. he’s been running several more tests since, and got a genius idea which would make the carton & eggs completely invincible. like it’s apparently so overpowered it’d neutralize everything. the plot itself too 💀

his biggest concern though is the minute he makes a move like That, the retaliation response would ofc need to scale with it (as it has done already) and become absolutely bonkers also. he’s worried if something crazy happens they aren’t prepared for, like straight up disabling certain items or throwing them into the middle of a minefield

yeah so Bad *probably* won’t do that idea, but he is making progress!

The egg carton is one central lobby with a much bigger all-tp system branching off into one pod for each egg. he’s continuing to add tricky stuff & some pocket blocks into parts of the design. it’s insane so far, immune to all the important stuff like a whole fortified vault bunker

general destruction

chorus fruit

bicycle glitch

symmetry wand elevator

pearl water stream tampering

islander sabotage

eggs downed and non-parents can’t reach them

at the same time he’s been kitting out the kids, sunny now has an exp tank backpack & empanada has upgraded armor and tools. pomme and him are working on more sets offstream

all in all, egg protection is going well :3