#qsmp two

[notsoheterosapien]

Fucking classic. Of course. Thanks QSMP 2 needed some pumpkin duo in my life

Quackity: Do you want this bridge to like- span all the way here?

Schlatt: Bridge? Who-

Quackity: Yeah! It’s gonna be a bridge

*Loud boom as Schlatt steps on a concealed mine*

*Quackity, laughing hysterically for a while before Schlatt comes back.*

Schlatt: I don’t wanna talk about it.

Quackity: *laughing* What do you mean, you don’t wanna talk about it-?

Schlatt: Tell me what the FUCK makes a crater this big?

Quackity: It was a creeper! You had a creeper behind you.

Schlatt: That is NOT a FUCKING CREEPER HOLE, Alex Quackity. 

[notsoheterosapien]

Jschlatt on QSMP is my favorite thing EVER.

Transcript under cut

Schlatt: ..So you can be as on the nose as you want with names these days. I think we literally could call it Bomb Factory Incorporated.

Quackity: I think he’s high right now, I think he’s high. 

Schlatt: I’m actually just drunk, but you know.