#qsmpblogging

[mc-pumpkin]

Charlie after he tried to talk to people and got killed immediately:

"WHAT'S THE POINT OF ANY OF IT? NO ONE'S TALKING, NO ONE'S COMING TOGETHER, NO ONE'S EXCHANGING LANGUAGES AND CULTURES. THIS ISN'T PURGATORY, THIS IS HELL. THIS IS HELL. EVERYTHING WE HAVE, EVERYTHING WE KNOW, HAS BEEN THROWN AWAY. IT'S OUT THE WINDOW. THEY DON'T CARE. THEY DON'T WANT TO. EVERYTHING I LOVE, AND EVERYTHING I STAND FOR, IS GONE. DUST IN THE WIND. FOR TWO WEEKS. TWO WEEKS OF THIS"

".............................................."

*re-enters vc*

"hiya :D"

[mc-pumpkin]

happy ending..... they were going to have a happy ending............ my molecules are breaking down we've been ROBBED

[mc-pumpkin]

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I don't think qSlime comes with boobs but I think he could have them if he wanted them

[mc-pumpkin]

I dunno what these two have going on but they should do it more often

(transcript under a readmore because it's a teeny bit long)

qBBH: Slime

qSlime: We Are One

qBBH: Maybe... maybe the enemy was inside of us all along, Slime

qSlime: All of a sudden I understand. Maybe the enemy was among us the whole time

qBBH: Yeah I get you, I get you Slime

qSlime: Bad I- I get you too! I get you- I understand now!

qBBH: I feel like I'm a part of you

qSlime: Dude, I would spawn kill me!

qBBH: No, I would spawn kill you too! Holy crap

qSlime: We could spawn kill each other. I understand, yin and yang, it all makes sense

qBBH: I know, I just want to spend forever with you now Slime

qSlime: Okay wait this is moving really fast, this is moving really fast

qBBH: I never realized how green your eyes were...

qSlime: Okay I've never actually been on the receiving end of this I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do, oh shit. Mariana!

qBBH: Slime

qSlime: Mariana! My bitch wife-

qBBH: Slime!!

qSlime: Please!

qBBH: SLIME ARE YOU SINGLE?? I NEED TO KNOW

qSlime: OH GOD I DON'T KNOW! I DON'T KNOW

qBBH: I JUST WANT- I'M CURIOUS!

qSlime: IT'S NEBULOUS! IT'S A COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP

[mc-pumpkin]

the first day :(

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[mc-pumpkin]

qTubbo: "Charlie why is your egg back when everyone else's are gone?"

qSlime, in a glitchy voice: "You could just be happy for me man."