“Sorry, I have a partner” “I am the partner, you drunk dumbass.” || irl!Quackity x Reader
Notes: this is for @quackitree's competition/2k celebration!! Also theres no covid in this story zkshs (divider: babyaisle)
Genre: fluff, romantic, gender neutral, they/them
Warnings: vomitting/puking
You watched as Alex drunkenly danced with George and Karl near a couch as you talked with Niki. You were all at a party, hosted by Karl. He had invited his other friends as well, which caused the house to be filled with people.
The house was loud. Filled with loud music and people singing and talking.
"So how have you and Alex been?" Niki yelled, which caused you to look back at her. "We've been doing great. We went to a carnival before we went here. Wanna see the pictures?"
Niki nodded with a smile. You pulled out your phone, excited to tell her about what happened. But before you would, you both heard a loud thud followed by giggles which caused the both of you to whip your heads to where ever the sound came from.
It was Alex. He had fallen over and was laughing, along with Karl and George. "Just a sec, I'm gonna check up on him." You said to Niki. She nodded and gave you a thumbs up.
You shuffled through the crowd, trying to get to Alex. Once you made it to him, you bent down to help him up.
"God Alex, what happened?" You said under your breath. "Come on, let's get you up."
Once he got up, he thanked you and smiled. Alex touched his head to fix his beanie, but soon realizing it was gone. So he turned around, trying to find it, and he was succesful in doing so.
He started to giggle once again due to being so out of it.
You had to admit, he did look pretty adorable. His hair was messy, you could even if his beanie covered all of his hair. He was all giddy and giggly.
"You're so cute Alex." You cup his cheeks and leaned in to kiss forehead. Once you did, his once happy face was now replaced by a shocked one.
"Woah, woah, woah. Slow down there." He slaps your hands from his cheeks. You looked at him, confused. "What are doing?"
"Sorry, I have a partner." He said, like he stated the obvious. "I am the partner, you drunk dumbass." You place your hands on his shoulders and start laughing.
"What? No you're not!" He said, not believing a word you said. "My partner will hear about this!" Alex said, as if he was the son of the mayor.
"Yeah, yeah whatever. You should rest, you're really drunk." Alex just looks at you, not saying a word.
You walk over to Niki to tell her that you're both going to rest for the night and that you'll just tell her what happened at the carnival tomorrow.
You both bid your goodbyes and you went back to where Alex was. When you went back, he was more drunk than ever.
He was still in the same place as earlier but now talking to a tired-looking George about something. You couldn't make anything out due to the music.
You tapped Alex on the shoulder and he looked at you.
Instead of being confused like earlier, he was instead happy and excited to see you. "Y/n! Hey there, I have the craziest story to tell you."
He turned his body to face you and once he did, George layed down on the couch and started what you assumed was sleeping.
"T-There was t-this uh person, and they uhm kissed me. On the foredhead." He pointed to his forehead.
As soon as these words left his mouth, he looked at you with wide eyes. "Oh my god, I'm such an asshole. I just cheated on you!" He frowned.
"You're not an asshole Alex, I promise. And you didn't cheat on me." You cup his cheeks and send him a reassuring smile.
"You sure?"
"Very sure. Now let's go up now." You wave at Karl, which he reciprocates with a toothy smile. Placing Alex's arm on your shoulder, you guide him upstairs where you both stayed in.
Alex woke up with his head feeling like it was going to burst any second. He sat up to see you right beside him, sleeping peacefully.
He was about to get his phone before he felt liquid rise to his throat. He gagged and ran straight to the bathroom.
He went to the toilet and puked, the smell making him puke more. Once he was done, he flushed the contents of the bowl and weakly stood up to wash.
Alex groaned as he washed his mouth and face. The smell was repulsive.
The sound of the running sink woke you, you sat up to see an empty space beside you.
You called out to Alex, in which he only responded in in 'Hmm?' He was brushing his teeth and that was the only sound he could make.
He spits the toothpaste from his mouth to answer you properly. You remove the blanket from your legs and stand up. "I'll get you some aspirin, be right back!"
Alex took the aspirin and drank it with the water. He closed his eyes and threw his head back, trying to reduce the pain of the headache.
Unfortunately, it didn't, and he furrowed his eyebrows because of it. You saw him distraught and hugged him by the side.
"If it makes you feel any better, I have a pretty funny story from last night." Alex opened his eyes and looked at you intrigued.
"What is it?"
"Well, you were really drunk, and I mean really drunk. You fell over so I walked over to you. I kissed your forehead and you said something along the lines of 'Noo I have a partner.'"
Alex looked at you wide-eyed. His face was red and his mouth was slightly open. He started laughing and you followed.
"God, that's so stupid." He said inbetween laughs.
i’ll let you off for thinking MATHS is GREEN (😐🤚) bc you were so nice abt my fic thank u mwah i am currentlyblushing <333):
(also that recent anon is so valid,, they got all of them right except different sciences are different colours) @quackitree
Y'KNOW WHAT? NO I THINK MATH IS GREEN AND I STAND BY THAT AND NO ONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND EVEN IF THEY WANTED TO. SCIENCE IS BLUE BECAUSE OF BIOLOGY AND WHEN I THINK OF BIOLOGY I THINK WATER AND OCEAN, WHAT COLOR IS THE OCEAN USUALLY PERCEIVED BY IS BLUE SO IM RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG HA
Also, YW :) Skater Karl is something only one can live, it was a great fic and I loved it so much. I love all your fics tbh, you and others writers intimidate me so much so usually try and be cool with ygs cause y'all r cool and stuff smzhusuwns ily/p
