#quality dad

[hashiramaswife]

Dracula is scary as hell but also he’s a very supportive and protective dad to me. I’m probably the only human being he’s ever soft around. Will definitely kill someone who tries to harm me in any way. Does a good job of keeping his bloodlust in while I’m around, and it’s safe to even take naps in his coffin with him -soulnottainted

@soulnottainted ohhhhh that is SO cute!!! Sounds like quite the story must have brought you two together! I’d love to hear about it! He sounds like someone who’ll go through thick and thin with you, and that’s JUST what you deserve!! <3

Also, sleeping in his coffin? ngl that sounds SO cozy! A lil scary, but super cozy!!!!

[undercitytwerkteam]

guardofvariansbutt replied to your post “if you ever feel unobservant remember that my dad who i live with and...”

Once I wore a choker with a gemstone on it and my dad thought it was a tattoo

[shocktastic]

nothing more fun than holiday calls with grandma where all she wants to talk about is how i’m not a man :))))))))))))))

[losingmygripdotmp3]

My dad just said "I'm gonna....crank up the chainsaw, cut some trees down. Get rid of some angst"

[themanwhosurvived]

Bruce Willis seems like the type of person who looks like he’d kick your ass to the moon, but when you get to know him he’s actually chill and nice and will invite you to a barbecue on Independence Day.

[vaatican-cameos]

I was having a sort of existential crisis on the hallway floor earlier when my dad came home from work and he didnt know what to do so he sort of patted me on the head and gave me yoghurt.

[firstofficertightpants]

My dads talking about me when I'm on my period

he just compared it to the scene in the hulk when he changes into the hulk :|