I'm not giving up, I'm just giving in

My name is Tristan Valentine-Monroe. 38 years old, police officer, happily married to Jacob, the love of my life, with whom I have a beautiful baby girl, and a little sibling on the way. I'm also a huge nerd and probably one of the biggest saps you'll ever meet. This blog doesn't have a specific topic, it's just for anything I feel like having on here.

[themanwhosurvived]

Just feeling mildly misplaced in the world I guess

[lagrrima]

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by jadetunchy

[themanwhosurvived]

Hi

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I saw an irl pair of big bara tiddies today

[glumshoe]

what does it mean when someone says they’re pescatarian and vegan

[teaboot]

Land animals are innocent of crime but The Fish have Sinned

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@autokrates

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glub

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We managed to convince Victor to see a therapist, because we all know he needs a kind of help we can’t provide. He’s sceptical, but he promised to give it a try

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[pradea]

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[themanwhosurvived]

He had to relocate Victor’s shoulder again while Cynthia was checking up on Shanny an Kolya, and it looked like he was gonna rip his arm out

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Cynthia and Dr. Macnair are both here today and boy they’re quite a sight next to each other

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For real she’s 4′11″ and he’s like a straight 7 ft or something, she looks like a first grader next to him and I think the two of them find it even more amusing than I do

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Cynthia and Dr. Macnair are both here today and boy they’re quite a sight next to each other

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mellowmelancholia replied to your post:I learned about the first eggie on August 1, 2017,...

do you think staying in longer might affect anything though

No, I don’t think so. I’m pretty sure Val would’ve told me if there were any significant differences between the natural place and the incubation tank

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I learned about the first eggie on August 1, 2017, and Shanny hatched on April 25, 2018. I learned about this one on August 16, 2019, which is roughly two weeks later, so I’m assuming the next baby will hatch roughly two weeks after April 25, 2020. The reason why I’m so sure about this is because I had the exact same symptoms (nausea etc.) when I learned about each egg, so I’m pretty sure they were both roughly the same age at those moments

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mellowmelancholia replied to your post:Shanny is in the bathtub playing with eggie and...

oh shit its out already huh

Yeah, for about a month, and I already kept this one in longer than the last one. I’m kinda scared of the laying, so I’m not keeping them in for very long. Makes me feel kinda bad, but... yeah. It’s partly a dysphoria thing

But anyway yeah it’s out and the approximate hatching time will be mid May!