Heck

haley / f / gay / ♉ / married to captainillogical / i would die for my wife tbh

[firstofficertightpants]

Catch me in artfight again!

LETS GO TEAM STARDUST!!!

[firstofficertightpants]

All the art fights I've done since it started! Ashiri - Skysscribbles

BakerDee - AstroNumbers

Murmur - ziggyballoons

Kyle - superteddy

Eira - ArentIFynny

[firstofficertightpants]

I should have posted this back on the 1st but my dumb ass forgot

anyways find me on artfight

[thewickedbohemian]

Im sorry

[jovialjuggernaut]

[maxe-murderer]

lmao

[mekanikaltrifle]

oh man :/

[firstofficertightpants]

fanart I drew of harrowhark nonagesimus dying in a glue trap

[halotolerant]

Bra wearers, when putting on a bra do you...

put it on backwards so you can see the bloody clip things, fasten, slide round

put it on cups in front, fasten the clips unseen behind you like a superpower

Voting ended onMar 11, 2023

[peachnix]

secret third option: only wear sports bras and never worry about the clasps

[queenhawpaw]

felt like drawing my girls

[firstofficertightpants]

Made a blog for my art, right now its mostly just my splatoon art but thought i would reblog here and share

[firstofficertightpants]

hi ive been dead for a hot minute but im back to drop some of my splatoon fan art since ive been obsessed with the third game

i give you: pearlina, lots of it (cuddles cause im gay and its my favorite thing to do) and some of the agents being school kids and idk a halloween picture i never uploaded cause im lazy, some of my octosona as neo agent 3, and at the top we got me, my wife, and our girlfriend as or characters from splat 3 enjoying a splatfest

now to crawl back into my hole......

[skitteringjunbug]

And she's done! Hehe I think I'll put her up on my kofi page if anyone wants to buy her. She's stands 10 inches tall and is completely hand sewn

https://ko-fi.com/s/5b80ba3be4

[frogpronouns]

what you need to understand about recommending a show to me is that no matter how much we both know I’ll like it, I can’t watch it until the Neurodivergence Department in my brain approves it. I don’t know when that will be, and I don’t have any more control over it than you do.

[thevastnessof]

it should be illegal for society to make u do things when youre on ur period. also you should be given 500 dollars to buy whatever you want online

[firstofficertightpants]

Please excuse how bad the gun is I am not good with guns

[grimmgrinningghouls]

Whiterose paranormal AU, except Ruby acts like Shane and Weiss acts like Ryan because thats fucking hilarious to me.

[firstofficertightpants]

I was possessed by this post

[theresthesnitch]

Hold on, this is fascinating. Reblog this and tell me in the notes how old you are and if you ever had typing lessons.

[harboretum]

Solidarity

[glyndarling]

*chanting* Selkie! Selkie! Selkie!

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

Werewolf mutuals I am throwing a tennis ball

[trans-sister-radi0]

Fellow werewolf mutuals they didn't actually throw it they're still holding it they're just trying to trick us I can still see it grrr

[firstofficertightpants]

I never post anymore but for Gravity Falls 10 year I decided to do a cross with Stranger Things. I did two different versions cause I liked the lighting in the first one while the second one has more of a 80s tv feel to it? Anyways have my art while I crawl back into the rocks and disappear again.