Getting a text from me at 1 am is like “FRIEND! I CANT STOP TOUCHING MY OWN ASS! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT BUTTS HAVE MUSCLES? LIKE, LOGICALLY I KNEW THIS AND IT MAKES SENSE THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN BUT I AM OBSESSED WITH MY OWN BUTT MUSCLES” —— context below—— @timtim2187 has poorly advised me to put “dat booty” on Instagram. I told him I wouldn’t gain any followers because my captions would not be sexy but rather an insight into my easily entertained mind. So- let’s test this one out 😍 and see who reads captions 😂 . . #truestory #realconversation #quarintineshenanigans #datbooty #squats #yoga #formisntgreat #fitness #thisisajokepost #iwastoosoretoredoit #bums #leggings #imgonnatouchthebutt #findingnemo (at Ingersoll, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_QgnHwHQmj/?igshid=19aadc33kacah