Random headcanon of mine: Dylan got Mr. H to give him back his phone for specific morning announcements so he could play someone’s favorite song on their birthday (the idea came up in a convo with some friends and it won’t leave my brain)
!!!! anon you're so right and your brain is so wonderful
imagine how funny it'd have been if max were there and his birthday fell during camp. he would've absolutely picked some stupid shit and dylan would have to play it bc he's set a precedent goddammit.
and so he goes, in the most monotone voice ever, "happy birthday max," and then it just starts playing fucking gangnam style or chug jug