sukuna kicked the door shut behind him with the heel of his cleat. the sound echoed. he was still in half his pads, shoulder plates making his already obscene shoulders look even wider, crimson jersey dark with sweat and grass stains. blood from a split lip had dried in a thin line down his chin. he hadn’t bothered wiping it. looked way hotter that way.
you were already waiting.
leaning back against his locker in your cropped cheer top and tiny skirt, thighs pressed together, pom-poms discarded somewhere near the benches. mascara slightly smudged from screaming his name for four quarters. lips glossy. eyes hungry. he didn’t speak at first. just stalked forward, towering, until your back hit the cold metal slats.
“thought you were gonna wait in the car like a good girl,” he rasped, voice still rough from shouting plays.
“couldn’t.” you tilted your head up, letting him see how dilated your pupils were. “not after that last touchdown. and definitely not after you looked straight at me when you kicked the ball.” a dangerous grin split his face. the kind that promised he was about to ruin you and enjoy every second of it.
“on your knees then, darling. you wanna celebrate? earn it then by taking it down your throat.”
you dropped instantly, knees hitting the tile, palms sliding up his thighs, fingers hooking under the waistband of his compression shorts and the cup still strapped in place. he was already thick and heavy behind the padding, the outline obscene. he reached down, rough fingers catching your jaw, tilting your face up.
“open.”
you did. tongue flat, lips parted, eyes locked on his. he shoved the shorts and cup down just enough. his cock sprang fres— thick, veined, flushed dark, the head already glistening. the musky scent of him hit you hard. clean sweat, victory, raw arousal. you whimpered before you even touched him.
he fisted the base and slapped the heavy length against your waiting tongue once, twice, watching the way it flexed and leaked against your lips.
“fuckin’ desperate cheer slut,” he muttered, almost fond. “go on. suck your champion off.” you wrapped both hands around what your mouth couldn’t reach and took him in deep on the first try. he groaned, low, guttural, the sound vibrating through his chest. one of his tattooed hand slammed against the locker above your head. the other tangled in your ponytail, not guiding yet, just holding.
you hollowed your cheeks and slid down further, tongue dragging along the thick underside vein, lips stretched tight. th stretch burned deliciously at the corners of your mouth. saliva already pooled, dripping down your chin. you didn’t care. you wanted messy. you wanted him to see what you’d do for him after he just carried the whole team on his back.
“s—shit.. there you go princess,” he hissed when you swallowed around him, throat fluttering. “k—knew that pretty hah fuuuck throat could take it
you moaned around his length, the vibration making his hips jerk forward involuntarily. he hit the back of your throat and you gagged, your eyes watering but you didn’t pull off. instead you breathed through your nose and pushed deeper until your nose brushed the pubes at his base.
“fuuck.” his grip tightened in your hair, yanking just enough to make your scalp sting. “look at you. mascara runnin’, lips swollen, choking on championship dick like it’s your fucking job.”
“what a slut.”
you pulled back slow, obscene, wet, strings of spit connecting your lips to his glistening cock then plunged down again, faster this time. sloppy. noisy. the wet gluck gluck gluck of your throat filled the empty locker room.
he started fucking your face in shallow thrusts controlled at first, then harder. the metal locker rattled behind your head with each snap of his hips.
you let him use you. let him tilt your head exactly how he wanted, let him grind against your tongue, let him smear pre-cum and spit across your cheeks when he pulled out to slap his cock against your lips again.
“gonna ngh paint that pretty face—fuck fuck fuck if you keep lookin’ at me like that,” he growled.
you pulled off just long enough to rasp, voice wrecked, “insiwde. wan’ it down my throat. pleeease, sukuna—givme it— your cum.”
his eyes flashed.
“greedy little thing.”
he shoved back in deep, ruthless, holding your head still while he fucked your throat in short, brutal strokes. your nails dug into his thighs. tears streamed freely now, mixing with spit, dripping onto your chest, soaking the cropped top.
his breathing turned ragged.
“fuck—fuck—take it—”
he came down your throat, hips slamming forward one last time. hot, thick spurts flooded your mouth, your throat—too much to swallow at once. you tried anyway, gulping, choking, some of it leaking from the corners of your lips and dripping down your chin onto your tits.
he held you there until he stopped pulsing, until every last drop was down your throat or decorating your face.
only then did he pull out, slow, watching the way your swollen lips clung to him, the way your tongue automatically chased the last bead of cum on the tip.
he thumbed the mess on your chin, smearing it across your bottom lip like gloss.
“goood girl,” he murmured, voice softer now, almost reverent. “my pretty slutty trophy.”
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CollegeQuarterback!Clark Kent x F!Cheerleader!Reader
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Wc: 957
W: SMUTT, Fluff, Unprotected Pinv, Creampie, Public sex, Use of petnames, Exhibitionism?, Risk of being caught, I think thats all, but as always please lmk!
A/N: Recently went to my first college football game, all I could think about was Clark Kent and that locker room. I hope you sweet babies enjoy <3
The crowd roared with excitement as the team burst through the decorated banner and onto the field. Cheers filled the stands as they prepared for kickoff.
The familiar sounds of pom-poms filled your ears as the plastic ruffled in your grip. Your hair, slicked back in that signature ponytail, with red and yellow ribbon tied in a bow. Choreography carefully planned resulted in a beautiful opening act from you and the other girls on the squad. A big smile plastered across your face as you repped the jersey number of your favorite boy.
Your skirt peeked out from underneath the mesh of the eight across your chest. Clark Kent. Smallville’s poster boy of small-town charm. That grin of his, hid underneath the weight of the helmet on his head. You cheered as they played. By the 3rd quarter, the Smallville Crows were up by 15 points. Excitement filled the air as the seconds on the clock counted down, signaling the winner.
27 to 12, Smallville took home the win. The players rough-housed on the field celebrating their win, but Clark came straight to you. Picking you up by your waist with one arm, he held his helmet in the other as he spun you around. “You did so good, baby!” You smiled in his hold. “All thanks to you sweetheart.” His sharp canines were on full display as he grinned down at you. “You guys are so cute I’m gonna be sick.” Your flyer muttered from behind you. “I’ll see you at practice Wednesday! Get home safe.” She nodded with her duffle bag in hand and disappeared off to the locker room. “You are so sweaty.” You teased as Clark shook his head like a dog, “Clark! Gross!” You feigned disgust. “I’m gonna shower and we can head home, yeah?” You nodded and started to collect your things to take a shower yourself. The plop! Of your duffle bag echoed through the empty locker room as you slid off your skirt. Standing only in your underwear and Clark’s jersey, you turned the dial on the shower and sighed in relief as the steam coated your face. Shedding off the rest of your clothes, you slipped under the hot grasp of the water.
After washing off the remnants of victory, a plush white towel wrapped around your body. Sitting down on the bench in front of the lockers, you opened your bag to retrieve your change of clothes. As you pulled out the t-shirt and shorts you packed earlier, the jingle of familiar keys caught your attention. “Clark?” You asked, standing up to peek around the corner. “You totally can’t be in here.” Clark shook his head, “Everyone went home it’s just me ‘n you.” He smirked dangerously. “We can’t, not here.” You immediately shook your head. “Part of the fun is the risk of getting caught.” He teased as he stepped closer. Kissing down the wetness of your neck you melted. All control that you thought you had washed down the drain like your soap. “Clark..” You rolled your eyes in fake contest. “C’mon doll I’ll be in and out.” His smirk plastered on his face, as your cheeks heated up at the double meaning. “We gotta be quick Clark, anyone can walk in here and we would both be off the team.” He smiled, “There’s my girl.”. His hands were all over you in an instant. The white t-shirt that clung to his arms in a sinful way was quick to pool on the floor. Your hands rubbed up and down his chest as you kissed. His hands worked at the sweatpants that confined him as you dropped your towel. “You’re so beautiful.” You smiled, “Shut up and kiss me quarterback.”. He smiled and quickly gave you what you wished for. Your legs wrapped around his waist as his boxers hit the floor. “So good to me sweet girl.” He murmured into your ear as he sunk in. “Oh god Clark-” Your head threw back at the intrusion. He had been in you countless times yet it still ached every time. The stretch was dizzying as he started slow shallow thrusts. “I’m right here, you can take it.” He cooed as he plunged deeper inside. Each and every thrust was enough to make your mind spin. Pleaser clouded you as he whispered praise. “So wet, you wanted this bad huh?” Clark teased as the soft Plap! Plap! Plap! Echoed against the tile of the walls. “Fuck-yes!” You cried out as he buried his-self deeper and deeper with each thrust. “You close pretty? I can feel you squeezin’ me.” He choked out. You opened your mouth to say yes, but it was too late. Your body shuddered in his grasp as you came. “Where–Fuck.” He whined, “Where do you want it?” He struggled to last. “Inside Clark–please.” You whimpered at the overstimulation as Clark’s eyes went wide. “You sure?” He groaned but couldn’t help but spill into you before he got an answer. “God–I’m sorry I couldn’t–” He immediately apologized between breaths. “Clark, it's okay ,I wanted you to.” You smiled as you cupped his face and kissed his cheek.
Whincing at the loss of fullness, Clark set you down. “Okay I gotta get dressed now, turn around.” He chuckled at your words, despite just being in you. Clark, ever the gentlemen, still turned around. The zip! of your duffle was enough for Clark to finally turn around. Throwing his shirt over his head, “You’re my goodluck charm y’know that?”. Pulling up his sweatpants, he grabbed his bag from the bench and watched as you followed beside him. “Let’s go home.” You laced your fingers with his as the two of you walked out on the field.
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⟢ ┈ 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 | 3.8k
⟢ ┈ 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 | you and joe had just come back from your honeymoon in barbados, you may have had a little too much fun. when you see the faint lines in the little white stick, your whole world flipped on its axis.
⟢ ┈ 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 | hurt to comfort, maisie being the bff we all want, joe being a little bitch but very much redeeming himself, accidental pregnancy
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐓, a sharp contrast to the warmth lingering from the honeymoon sun still clinging to your skin. The little white stick in your hand shakes as you hold it up to the light, as if a change in perspective might make the impossible go away.
Two lines.
Not one. Not a faint maybe. Two.
“Oh my God,” you whisper, though the words barely make it past your lips. Your stomach churns, a cocktail of disbelief and panic swirling with the remnants of the overpriced airport mimosa you’d barely finished that morning.
You set the test down on the counter, its presence looming over you like it’s about to sprout arms and legs and start screaming mommy. The mirror stares back at you with wide eyes and a flushed face, betraying the calm you’re desperately trying—and failing—to summon.
This wasn’t in the plan. Not yet, anyway. Sure, you and Joe had tossed the idea around like kids dreaming about what they’d do if they won the lottery. Someday, you’d both said, voices warm with the kind of certainty that comes with knowing someday was still miles away. Except now it wasn’t. Now, someday had packed its bags, booked an early flight, and was knocking on your front door with a freaking plus sign in tow.
Your phone buzzes against the counter, breaking the spell. A message from Joe. You grab it with shaky hands, hoping it’ll say practice is running late because you’re not ready to face him—not yet.
“Just finished. Home in 20. Love you.”
Your throat tightens. Love you too, you type back, fingers trembling, though it feels like a lie of omission. You toss the phone aside and sink to the floor, staring at the ceiling like it might offer you some divine revelation. It doesn’t.
"Maisie," you mutter, your voice steadier than your heart. You fumble for your phone, pulling up her number with muscle memory born from years of late-night calls about heartbreaks and bad decisions. She picks up on the second ring, because of course she does.
“What’s up, Mama Burrow?” Maisie chirps, the nickname rolling off her tongue like she’d been waiting all week to use it. “You finally settling back into boring married life, or is Joe still parading you around town like he’s the first guy to ever marry someone hot?”
You open your mouth to reply but nothing comes out. A beat of silence stretches long enough for her to pick up on it.
“Uh-oh,” Maisie says, her tone shifting. “What’s wrong?”
“I...” Your voice cracks, and the word sticks in your throat like glue. You take a deep breath, trying to sound normal, but Maisie’s already caught on. She always does.
“Spill it,” she demands, no-nonsense now.
“I think I’m pregnant.”
The words feel foreign, clumsy, like they don’t belong to you. There’s a beat of silence on the other end, and for a second you think Maisie might actually have dropped the phone.
“Holy shit,” she finally says. “Are you sure?”
You glance at the test on the counter, its little pink lines glaring back at you like a smug toddler. “Pretty sure.”
Maisie whistles low. “Okay, okay. Don’t freak out. Deep breaths. Are you freaking out? You sound like you’re freaking out.”
“I’m definitely freaking out.”
Maisie’s sharp inhale is audible even through the speaker. “Alright, first things first—how the hell did this happen? And don’t give me the when two people love each other very much spiel.”
You let out a nervous laugh, your free hand rubbing at your temples. “Maisie, I don’t know! Everything was so... perfect on the honeymoon, and I guess we weren’t exactly strict about—”
“Girl,” she interrupts, “did you honeymoon baby yourself into a panic attack right now?”
“Maybe!” you squeak, voice climbing an octave. You glance at the test again, as if its tiny, pastel-pink lines might have disappeared in the past thirty seconds. No such luck. “Oh God, Maisie, I don’t know how to tell Joe. This was not in the playbook.”
Maisie snorts. “You mean Joe’s playbook? The one he probably memorized while you were still deciding on your wedding shoes?”
You groan, dragging your knees up to your chest as you sit on the floor, phone cradled between your ear and shoulder. “I’m serious! He’s going to come home and think we’re on the same page about unpacking, settling in, maybe rescuing a dog before we even think about—” You choke on the word. It’s too big. Too real.
“Parenting,” Maisie finishes for you, voice softer now. “Hey, listen at me—well, pretend you’re looking at me.”
“I’m on the floor, Maisie. I can’t even listen at myself right now.”
“Drama queen,” she mutters, then clears her throat. “Okay, listen. Joe Burrow is, like, the definition of cool under pressure. Super Bowls. Heisman speeches. The guy even pulled off that stupid cigar picture—”
“It was kind of hot,” you admit weakly.
“Exactly my point. If anyone’s going to handle surprise baby news like a champ, it’s him.”
You press the heel of your hand to your chest, trying to calm your heart, which feels like it’s attempting a touchdown dance. “But what if he doesn’t? What if he’s not ready? What if I’m not ready?”
Maisie scoffs. “Girl, you’ve been ready since we were, like, fourteen and you made me play house with you and pretend our dolls had perfect marriages.”
“That was your idea,” you mumble, cheeks flushing despite yourself.
“Details,” she says breezily. “Point is, you love Joe, right? And he loves you. Like, disgustingly so. This is just... an early plot twist in your love story.”
You nibble on your bottom lip, her words seeping in despite the chaos in your head. “A plot twist,” you echo softly.
“Exactly. You guys are basically the rom-com of the century. This is the part where you freak out, but then you tell him, and he gives you that stupidly dreamy look he always gives you, and everything’s fine. Better than fine. It’s Burrow-level fine.”
A laugh bubbles out of you, shaky but genuine, and for a moment, the knot in your chest loosens. Maisie always has this way of dragging you back from the ledge, even if it’s with an eye roll and a smack of reality.
“Okay,” you say finally, exhaling. “Okay. You’re right. I can do this.”
“Damn straight, you can.” There’s a pause, and then Maisie’s voice is smug. “You’re not gonna, like, practice how to tell him, are you?”
“I might.”
“You’re such a nerd.”
“Shut up, Maisie.”
Her laugh is warm, grounding, and you lean your head back against the cabinet, clutching the phone like a lifeline. The thought of Joe walking through that door still sends your stomach into somersaults, but Maisie’s words cling to you like armor.
“You’re going to be an amazing mom,” she adds softly after a moment.
Your throat tightens again, but this time, it’s different—like the panic is starting to make room for something else. Something softer.
“Thanks, Maisie,” you whisper, voice cracking.
“Anytime. Now go splash some water on your face before Joe comes home and thinks you’ve been crying over a pet shelter commercial or something.”
“I don’t do that!” you protest weakly.
Maisie snorts. “Sure you don’t. Call me after you tell him, okay? I’ll be waiting with popcorn.”
You hang up, her voice still echoing in your ear, and stand on shaky legs. The test is still there on the counter, quiet and unassuming, like it didn’t just upend your entire universe.
You stare at it for a moment longer, then glance at the clock. Fifteen minutes until Joe walks through the door. Fifteen minutes to figure out how to tell him the most life-changing news of your lives.
No pressure.
And like clockwork, fifteen minutes pass and the door creaks open. You immediately straighten up from where you’re perched on the edge of the couch, legs tucked underneath you. You’ve spent the past fifteen minutes trying to look casual, which is surprisingly difficult when your insides feel like they’ve been twisted into a pretzel.
Joe steps into the house, duffle bag slung over one shoulder, his usually confident posture slightly slumped. His hair is damp with sweat, his cheeks flushed, and the moment you catch sight of his expression, your rehearsed speech evaporates into thin air.
“Hey,” you call softly, plastering on a smile. “How was practice?”
Joe groans in response, dropping his bag by the door and toeing off his sneakers with more force than usual. He doesn’t answer right away, just runs a hand through his hair and flops onto the armchair across from you, his long legs sprawling out in exhaustion.
“Terrible,” he finally says, dragging the word out like it’s physically painful.
Your stomach sinks. This is not the Joe you were expecting to walk into the room. You were braced for smiles, maybe a kiss hello, and definitely a much lighter mood. But this version of him—frustrated, clearly in need of venting—throws all your plans into chaos.
“Terrible?” you echo, hoping he’ll elaborate so you can stall a little longer.
“Terrible,” he repeats, throwing his head back against the chair and closing his eyes. “Nothing clicked today. The line wasn’t holding, the receivers were off, and I couldn’t hit a damn target to save my life. It’s like the entire offense forgot how to play football overnight.”
His voice is tight, his usual even-keeled tone replaced by an edge of irritation. You watch as he pinches the bridge of his nose, the familiar gesture making your heart ache a little. He’s so rarely like this—usually the calm in any storm—but when he does get frustrated, it hits hard.
You shift on the couch, unsure of what to say. Normally, you’d jump in with words of reassurance, tell him it’s just one bad day and he’ll bounce back like he always does. But right now, your mind is too preoccupied with the secret still tucked away behind your lips.
“You okay?” he asks suddenly, cracking one eye open to look at you.
Your heart jumps into your throat. “Me? Oh! Yeah. Totally fine. Why?”
Joe squints at you, like he’s trying to read something between the lines, but after a moment, he lets it drop. Maybe he’s too tired to push. Maybe you’re better at faking normal than you thought. Either way, he slouches further into the chair, his head lolling to the side.
“I’m just over it,” he mutters. “Sometimes it feels like everything has to be perfect, you know? Like, I can’t afford to have a bad day. Not with the season coming up. Not with everything riding on me.”
The weight in his words makes your chest tighten. You know he puts so much pressure on himself, even when no one else is. It’s one of the things you love about him—his determination, his drive—but hearing it like this makes you want to wrap him in a hug and take some of that burden off his shoulders.
Instead, you sit there silently, because your secret feels like a tangible wall between you, keeping you from saying what you really want to.
Joe lets out a humorless laugh. “Can you imagine throwing a kid into the mix right now?” He shakes his head, running a hand down his face. “I’d lose my mind.”
Your stomach drops.
He doesn’t mean anything by it. You know that. He’s venting, speaking off the cuff, probably not even thinking about what he’s saying. But the words hit you like a brick anyway, sharp and unyielding, and suddenly your palms feel clammy against the soft fabric of your leggings.
You manage a small laugh—weak and wobbly, but hopefully passable. “Yeah, that’d be... a lot.”
Joe doesn’t notice the crack in your voice. He stands, stretching his arms over his head with a groan before glancing down at you. “I’m gonna hit the shower. Try to shake off the rest of this day.”
“Good idea,” you say quickly, nodding like a bobblehead.
He leans down to kiss your forehead—a brief, automatic gesture that still makes your heart flutter despite the weight in your chest—and then heads toward the stairs, his footsteps heavy against the wood.
The moment he disappears, you sag against the couch, letting out a shaky exhale you didn’t realize you were holding. Your eyes dart to the bathroom down the hall, where the pregnancy test is still tucked away in a drawer like some kind of incriminating evidence.
What are you supposed to do now? How do you tell him something this big when he’s clearly already carrying so much?
You pull your knees to your chest, wrapping your arms around them as your mind races. Part of you wants to march upstairs, blurt it out, and deal with the fallout. But another part—the louder, more terrified part—wants to bury the news under a mountain of throw pillows and pretend it doesn’t exist.
Joe’s words echo in your mind, sharp and unshakable. I’d lose my mind.
Maybe Maisie was wrong. Maybe this plot twist wasn’t something Joe was ready for. Maybe you weren’t ready for it, either.
And yet, deep down, you know you can’t keep this to yourself forever. This isn’t just your story to tell; it’s his, too.
You just have to figure out how.
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The smell of freshly brewed coffee fills the kitchen, warm and inviting, a small comfort in the midst of the chaos swirling inside your head. You’re standing at the counter in your robe, staring at the dark liquid as it pours into your mug, willing the caffeine to work its magic and steady your nerves.
Maisie’s already at the table, legs crossed, scrolling through her phone as she sips from her own cup. She’d shown up at 7 a.m. sharp, a whirlwind of energy even in yoga pants and an oversized hoodie, the perfect distraction from the tangled mess of your thoughts.
“So,” Maisie says, finally looking up. “Did you tell him?”
Your heart skips a beat. You turn back to the coffee maker, suddenly fascinated by the machine’s little blinking light. “Not... exactly.”
Maisie groans, setting her phone down with an exaggerated thud. “Girl. What do you mean, ‘not exactly’? That was the whole point of last night!”
“I tried,” you say defensively, glancing over your shoulder. “But he came home in a mood, and it just didn’t feel like the right time.”
Maisie gives you a look—a mix of sympathy and exasperation that only a best friend can pull off. “Okay, but there’s never going to be a perfect time. You know that, right? You just have to rip off the Band-Aid.”
Before you can reply, you hear the familiar creak of the stairs, and your chest tightens. Joe’s footsteps are heavy as he descends, his presence filling the kitchen even before he appears.
When he finally walks in, you can tell immediately that he’s still carrying yesterday’s frustration. His jaw is tight, his hair slightly mussed from sleep, and his movements have that sharp, impatient edge that screams not a morning person.
“Morning,” you say tentatively, hoping the coffee might soften his mood.
Joe grunts in response, heading straight for the counter without sparing a glance in your direction. He grabs a mug and pours himself some coffee, his shoulders hunched as he takes a sip.
Maisie watches him with raised eyebrows, her own cup paused halfway to her lips. “Wow,” she says dryly. “Good morning to you too, Sunshine.”
Joe doesn’t even acknowledge her, his focus fixed on the steam rising from his mug. You wince, already anticipating what’s coming next.
Maisie sets her cup down with a clink, crossing her arms. “Alright, what’s your problem?”
Joe finally looks at her, his expression dark. “I don’t have a problem.”
“Uh-huh,” Maisie says, leaning back in her chair. “Because stomping around the kitchen like a grumpy giant definitely screams ‘everything’s fine.’”
“Maisie—” you start, but she holds up a hand to stop you.
“No, seriously,” she says, her voice gaining heat. “What’s with the attitude? You’re acting like the world’s ending, and she—” Maisie gestures to you with her free hand, “—is bending over backward trying not to stress you out.”
Joe frowns, glancing at you for the first time that morning. “I’m fine,” he says, but it’s clipped, like he’s trying to end the conversation before it starts.
Maisie narrows her eyes. “Well, maybe you should try being a little more considerate. Especially with her condition.”
The room goes silent.
Your blood runs cold, and Maisie freezes, her face paling as she realizes what she’s just said. You stare at her, wide-eyed, your heart pounding in your chest.
“What condition?” Joe asks slowly, his brows furrowing as he looks between the two of you.
Maisie presses her lips together, looking like she wants to melt into the floor. She flicks her gaze toward you, silently pleading for help, but your mind is too blank to come to her rescue.
Joe’s eyes narrow, his focus shifting entirely to you. “What’s she talking about?”
You open your mouth to say something—anything—but no words come out. The silence stretches, heavy and suffocating, and you can see the wheels turning in Joe’s head as he pieces it together.
“Wait,” he says, his voice dropping an octave. “Are you...?”
He doesn’t finish the sentence, but the look on his face says it all. Confusion, realization, and a flicker of something else—something you can’t quite read—flash across his features.
Maisie clears her throat, breaking the tension. “Well,” she says awkwardly, standing up and grabbing her mug. “This feels like a good time for me to leave.”
She doesn’t wait for a response, practically bolting for the door. The sound of it closing behind her echoes through the suddenly too-quiet kitchen.
Joe’s still staring at you, his coffee forgotten on the counter. You take a deep breath, trying to steady yourself, but it feels like the ground is shifting beneath your feet.
“Is it true?” he asks, his voice softer now but no less intense.
And just like that, there’s no more hiding.
Your hands tighten around your coffee mug as if it’s the only thing keeping you tethered to reality. Joe’s gaze is locked onto you now, his exhaustion melting into something else entirely—a mix of confusion, worry, and a dawning realization that leaves no room for escape.
Your throat is dry, words caught somewhere between your heart and your mouth. The longer you stay silent, the heavier his question hangs in the air.
“Y/N,” he says again, more urgently this time. “Is it true?”
You set your mug down carefully on the counter, afraid it might slip from your trembling hands. His eyes follow the motion, then snap back to yours, searching for confirmation in your expression. You can feel your heartbeat thudding in your ears, loud and insistent, drowning out every coherent thought.
“I—” you begin, your voice cracking. You clear your throat, trying again. “Yes. It’s true.”
Joe takes a step back, blinking as though he’s been physically struck. His hands drop to his sides, and for a moment, he just stands there, staring at you like he’s trying to process a foreign language.
“I’m pregnant,” you add, the words tumbling out in a rush before you lose your nerve completely.
The silence that follows is deafening.
Joe drags a hand down his face, his features tense and unreadable. You hate that you can’t tell what he’s thinking, that the connection you’ve always shared feels out of reach in this moment.
“How long have you known?” he finally asks, his voice low and steady, but there’s an edge to it that makes your stomach twist.
“A few days,” you admit, your voice barely above a whisper. “Since we got back from the honeymoon.”
He lets out a sharp exhale, shaking his head as if trying to clear his thoughts. “And you didn’t think to tell me?”
“I was going to!” you say quickly, stepping closer. “I just—” You falter, searching for the right words. “I didn’t know how. And yesterday, you were so upset, and I didn’t want to make things worse.”
“Make things worse?” Joe repeats, his tone incredulous. He sets his own mug down a little too forcefully, the sound making you flinch. “You thought this would make things worse?”
You swallow hard, tears prickling at the corners of your eyes. “You were so frustrated about practice,” you say, your voice trembling. “And then you said that thing about how everything has to be perfect right now. I didn’t want to drop this on you and have you feel like—”
“Like what?” he interrupts, his eyes narrowing. “Like I wouldn’t want this?”
Your breath hitches, and you look away, unable to hold his gaze any longer. “I don’t know,” you admit quietly.
The room feels too small, the air thick with the weight of everything unspoken. Joe runs a hand through his hair, his frustration giving way to something softer, something almost vulnerable.
“Y/N,” he says, his voice gentler now, “I’m not mad that you’re pregnant. I’m mad that you felt like you couldn’t tell me. That you thought I wouldn’t be ready for something like this.”
You glance up at him, tears slipping down your cheeks despite your best efforts to hold them back. “It’s not that I didn’t want to tell you,” you say, your voice cracking. “I was scared. This wasn’t part of the plan, Joe. We just got married. We’re still figuring things out. And I know how much pressure you’re under right now—I didn’t want to add to it.”
He exhales slowly, stepping closer until he’s standing right in front of you. His hands find yours, pulling them away from where they’re wringing the hem of your robe. His grip is warm, grounding, and you cling to it like a lifeline.
“Look,” he says, his voice steady now. “I won’t lie—I wasn’t expecting this either. And yeah, it’s not perfect timing. But when has anything in our life ever gone exactly according to plan?”
You let out a shaky laugh, and he smiles, just a little, the tension in his shoulders easing.
“We’ve always figured things out together,” he continues. “This isn’t any different. It’s just... a bigger adjustment. But if there’s one thing I know, it’s that there’s nobody I’d rather figure it out with than you.”
His words hit you square in the chest, and you feel a fresh wave of tears threatening to spill over. But this time, they’re not born of fear—they’re from relief, from the overwhelming love that’s been there all along, even in the moments of doubt.
Joe reaches up, brushing a tear from your cheek with his thumb. “We’ve got this, okay?” he says softly.
You nod, a small smile breaking through despite the storm of emotions still swirling inside you. “Okay.”
And for the first time in days, you believe it.
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warnings 𖦹 fem!reader, fluff, eventual smut, joe is a cat person but in this universe he is not, 2nd person, slow burn, strangers to lovers, dog is a matchmaker, anxiety, self-doubt, joe’s injury(ies), cursing?, use of YN, tension.
author's note 𖦹 after years and years as a reader, i wanted to give it a shot to writing, i have way too much imagination, so expect lots of blurbs and whatnot, if you have any request, feel free!! also english is not my first language so sorry if i make any mistakes.
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Some love stories begin with grand gestures.
This one began with a dog who had absolutely no respect for personal space.
Every afternoon you take your lab puppy, Lisa, to the same park. Same path, same stretch of grass, same worn wooden bench near the trees. Kids would play with Lisa and their mothers would take pictures of them while they tell you ‘how well behaved she was’ and ‘what a cutie she was’. It’s a daily routine. Predictable and safe.
Until the day your dog decides a stranger sitting on that bench is the most important person in the world.
Before you can even call her back, she’s already sprinting across the grass, tail wagging like a metronome set too fast, launching herself at a tall blond man who looks both startled and amused. You run after her, mortified, apologizing breathlessly to the stranger who now has a puppy enthusiastically licking his hands.
He just laughs.
You think it’s a one-time embarrassment.
But the next day she runs to him again. And the day after that. And…the day after.
Soon, the stranger at the park isn’t just a stranger anymore.
He’s Joe.
And somehow, without either of you meaning to, the park becomes the place where two lives start quietly intertwining…all thanks to a stubborn little lab who decided, from the very beginning, that Joe Burrow belonged to you.
