#quasilife

[musashijones]

Yay, Wednesday.... blergh. #humpday #harrumphday #quasimodo #quasilife

[quasiwhitegirl]

help i don't know what i'm doing with my life 

[quasiwhitegirl]

so i might have, uh, accidentally told a telemarketer that i murdered my parents

[quasiwhitegirl]

in other news today i was reading the src newspaper while locked out of my house, and in the middle of the article entitled "a stranger ripping hair off my genitals" a cat fell out of the sky

[quasiwhitegirl]

there's nothing quite like the smell of human brains and formaldehyde in the morning to welcome you back to sydney

[quasiwhitegirl]

it is 12.45am in LA, I am holed up in a computer lab rewriting my incompetent group member's sections of the paper due in 11 hours, I just had to google paris hilton sex tape in the name of science and there is someone next door playing chopsticks on the piano, repeatedly and badly

fuck

[quasiwhitegirl]

whoops i think I just turned into the sort of person who gets home at 2am

from the library

[quasiwhitegirl]

thoughts on america so far: - everything is massive - there are cheerleaders everywhere is that normal? literally every time I pass a building a horde of cheerleaders stream out like some bizarre zombie apocalypse movie it's super odd - WOULD IT BE THAT MUCH HARDER TO INCLUDE TAX AND TIPS IN THE PRICES JESUS