#queeninfiveminutes

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Queen In Five Minutes

Anubis: Say 'roast' twice.

Yama: Roast, roast.

Anubis: Now spell it.

Yama: R-O-A-S-T.

Anubis: Now say it two more times.

Yama: Roast, roast.

Anubis: Okay, so, what do you put in a toaster?

Yama: A fork.

Anubis: Ha! Gottem!

Anubis:

Anubis: Wait -

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Queen in Five Minutes:

Yama: WHY DID YOU GIVE ANUBIS A SWORD???

Guardian: He felt unsafe!

Yama: NOW I FEEL UNSAFE!!!

Guardian: I'm sorry...

Guardian: ...Would you like a sword?

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Queen in Five Minutes:

Anubis: I made a friendship bracelet for you!

Yama: Y'know, I'm not really a jewelry person...

Anubis: You don't have to wea-

Yama: No. I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.

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Queen in Five Minutes

Anubis: Hey, Yama. Want anything to drink?

Yama: Baron's tears wrenched from his body as his bones are crushed.

Anubis:

Anubis: ...I have jasmine tea...

Yama: Ooh. Jasmine. Yes, please.

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Queen in 5 Minutes:

Earl: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Guardian: Have everyone stand.

Anubis: Bring three more chairs.

Yama: The most important ones can sit down.

Baron: Kill three kids.

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Queen in Five Minutes

Yama: When I first met you, I didn't like you.

Baron: I'm aware.

Yama: But then we spent some time together...

Baron: Uh-huh...?

Yama: It did not get better.

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Queen in Five Minutes

Baron: Not telling Yama that I found his journal is the best decision I've ever made.

Baron: Now I know all his hopes and dreams, which, of course, makes them easier to crush.

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Queen in Five Minutes

Baron: Kill yourself.

Yama: Kill me yourself, you coward.