you were one of the first blogs I thought of yesterday morning when I saw my first destiel-is-canon reference cause of your spn 2039 posts. you manifested this, didn't you? I was already considering a rewatch partly cause of your posts but now this is gonna drag me kicking and screaming back into spn hell. thanks a lot!!
skcjcjcjsnnc I will Absolutely accept the credit/blame for manifesting this thank you. the universe said “grace minor-mendings thinks she’s funny with the posts about how deancas won’t happen until the 2039 SPN reboot? well I’m about to be fucking hilarious”
and honestly please join me back in spn hell, between plague season being the best time to resurrect old cringe interests and it being actually culturally relevant again, I’m having a blast
Advice you didn't ask for, but--I fully recommend giving The Magicians another try! I originally quit during s1 and then picked it up again during s3, and there's a dramatic difference in quality. I'd say so far s4 is living up to expectations. If you're willing to put up with some serious rough patches, the pay-off is immensely satisfying and I have high hopes for the future of the show as well!
I CANNOT express how hard I was braced for what would follow “Advice you didn’t ask for, but.” Hoo!
Anyway, yes, it seems to have gone some places I definitely would not have predicted from the (7? 9?) episodes of season 1 I watched way back when, which is why I continue to consider it. (That and I loved Penny.) Unfortunately at the moment I do not have the attention capacity to...engage with fiction...(like, The Umbrella Academy is if nothing else immensely watchable and I couldn’t get through more than three episodes because I Just Don’t Have It In Me), so it will have to wait for some later date when I don’t have a conference paper to write etc. But thanks!
5. what’s your favorite gross guilty-pleasure pairing?
Well, the grossest ship I indulge in, in general, has gotta be Mac & Dennis from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis is a terrible human being and their relationship is fucked up and codependent and delusional in every single way. That being said, I just read a terrific fic of them that I highly recommend, if you’re into this particular brand of grossness.
In regards to Black Sails specifically, I wouldn’t call this ship “gross,” per se, but my biggest guilty pleasure ship is most definitely Jack/Vane. The reason it’s a guilty pleasure is because, in my mind, it’s built entirely on dysfunctional, unrequited feelings, where all they do is use each other for comfort and support but ultimately never make a real go of it. In my headcanon, of the two of them, Jack would be the one who gets closest to catching feelings, but he knows Vane will always be sprung over Eleanor :(. I wish there was more fic exploring this dynamic but there IS one amazing fic that anyone who has ANY interest in this ship NEEDS to read.
10. name a fic that you’ve read more than once. or maybe five times. or ten.
Oh man. Let’s see. This is tough because I have so much fic on my plate, so just for the sake of time I usually don’t re-read things, but there are some fics that I consider rereading ALL THE TIME.
Drarry - He Who Must Not Be Normal by lettered - (I want to reread this constantly just from the sheer intensity of it.)All Our Secrets Laid Bare by firethesound - (This was the first fic I read when I re-entered the Drarry fandom and it holds a very special place in my heart. It’s also amazingly good.)
Black Sails - These I HAVE actually reread! I love themmm:
Ithaca by spiderlilies - (such a wonderful slow burn!!!)The Any Port in a Storm series by Farasha - (I mean, it’s a classic for a reason.)The War and Peace series by TheMissingMask - (sooo much h/c…)
11. what fic do you wish you had written?
Pfffft, so many. All of them. I dont know if there are specific fics I wish I could emulate as much as specific authors. For one, everything @natlet has ever written. That girl has me in perpetual awe, honestly. No one writes desperate needy snuggling like she does. Read leave the lights on (black sails).
ALSO, I wish more than anything that I had the ability to write like @e-sebastian does, because not only is his work easily-publishable quality, he produces it in RECORD SPEED. Read The New World (black sails).
…This got long. Whoops! I appreciate you sending in the ask!!
queennsansa replied to your post: Why it would be awesome if Thomas were still alive
Agree with everything here. I’m trying not to get my hopes up but they’ve planted that seed and now I’m stuck with it. Also I’m assuming they’re planning to take this storyline /somewhere/. Have you seen the speculation about Flint dying in Savannah (according to TI) & that being north of Florida where the convent thing is according to Max? Maybe all they’ll give us is Flint walking up to the convent and then that’s the final scene.
IF THEY END IT THERE I’M GOING TO- I’M GOING TO- i don’t even know :(
But that’s an interesting theory. I had thought about that, wasn’t sure where “north of Spanish Florida” was exactly. Where did we get that “convent” thing from though? Because the guy who runs the estate is “reform-minded”? Whatever that place is, I’m going to need a follow-up, they can’t introduce this and then not capitalize on it.
Long time no asks! Would love to see you do the HP meme game for the Magicians characters 👀 Looking forward to seeing what you come up with!
Lmao, long time no ask <3 thank you kindly! It's been a while since I had fun within the Magicians fandom. Let's play!
Make a list of twelve of your favorite HP cool The Magicians characters in no particular order:
Margo Hansen
Julia Wicker
Penny Adiyodi
Quentin Coldwater
Kady Orloff-Diaz
Alice Quinn
Eliot Waugh
Josh Hoberman
Marina Andrieski
Todd
Fenn
Henry Fogg
Have you ever read a 6/11 fic?
Have I ever read Alice/Fenn fic? I have not! It’s a pairing I’ve never even thought about. The two blondes together, hmm. I don’t know whether Alice and Fenn would be into each other. Can’t quite picture it. Can you?
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
What would happen if Fogg got Josh pregnant? Errr. That would be an interesting magical situation. Under which circumstances do you think that happens? Or in which timeline, lmao! Anyway, what would happen? Josh would freak out and Fogg would find a drink. “I’m too sober to deal with this.”
Can you read fics about 9/3?
Can I read fics about Marina/Penny? I technically could. I don’t know if they exist. Just did a quick search, and it doesn’t seem like it. So, guess I can't? Would I be interested in reading those fics? Not really. I do ship Penny with basically everyone, so I wouldn’t automatically say “no," but hmmm… I’m not convinced just yet either.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Would Julia and Alice make a good couple? I don’t know about good, but they sure as fuck would be compelling to watch. Two A-types, both power hungry, I think they could stimulate each other greatly, possibly go so far either one of them could burn. Depending on which version of Julia and Alice is more at the forefront. Maybe they’ll never burn, maybe they’ll only excel. Power couple in magic and love.
5/9 or 5/10?
Kady/Marina of Kady/Todd? I don’t think Todd can handle Kady, so I don’t want to do that to him or her. Plus, there’s no way Kady would be interested in Todd. Kady/Marina I’m not entirely sure of, but I do know Kady would fight back. And I know it will be compelling. So, I wouldn’t mind seeing it. Kady/Marina it is.
What would happen if 7 walked in on 1 and 12 making out?
What would happen if Eliot walked in on Margo and Fogg making out? Eliot would be gagged, eyes popping out of his skull. He might try to play it off as casual and make himself scarce in the moment. He can see the appeal of Fogg if he squints his eye, and Margo probably has an ulterior motive here because hotter men do exist. Eliot just needs to know why. He really needs to know why. That’s what he does as soon as he has Margo to himself again. Follow-up question: every detail possible.
Make a summary for a 3/10 fic.
Make a summary for a Penny/Todd fic. I did say I ship Penny with almost anyone. This also doesn’t include Todd, lmao. Almost being the keyword here. Ok, let me think.
Penny is welcomed to Brakebills by Todd. Todd is the annoying twink who wears down Penny just by being around him, and by being so pathetic. Always in his vicinity, trying to be helpful, like suckerfish that attach themselves to sharks. Penny can’t stand him, but by the time Penny is forced into knowing his personality, which doesn’t make anything better, Penny loathes that he cares about whether Todd the Annoying lives or dies.
Is there anything such as 1/8 fluff?
Is there anything such as Margo/Josh fluff. I mean, they’re canonically together, so I imagine people have written fluff for them. They have their sweet moments, I suppose, though I don’t care for it. Moving on.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
A title for an Eliot/Fogg hurt/fort fic: Teaching Principal Fogg. Fogg is hurt after a magical accident. The use of his hands fails him once again, and Eliot has to comfort him through the pain until he adjusts to his new circumstances.
What might 10 scream out in a moment of passion?
Todd? *yikes* What might Todd scream out in a moment of passion? I can see Todd legitimately screaming, lol. I’m certain he’s an enthusiastic bed partner. I bet he’d say encouraging words, eager to give positive feedback and return more pleasure. A loudly voiced stream of consciousness of everything he's thinking and feeling in that very moment.
If you wrote a 1/6/7 fic, what would the warnings be?
If you wrote a Julia/Alice/Eliot fic, what would the warnings be? Interesting. Eliot likes thai food every once in a while, so.. hmm. Two women though might be a bit more than he’s willing to handle, so I would… oh wait, you’re only asking for warnings lmao. Ok:
18+, minors do not interact, Eliot is queer, swearing, alcohol consumption.
A fuck or die warning could be entertaining too.
When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
The last time I read fic about Kady? When I reread the fic that dearest @queennsansa wrote about Kady fingering Alice in the back of a car while Penny watched Alice come. Bless that fic. You can read it here.
1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.” What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Margo and Marina are in a happy relationship until Marina suddenly runs off with Quentin. Margo, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Fenn and a brief, unhappy affair with Fogg, then follows the wise advice of Kady and finds true love with Penny.
Yikes, what a mess, but I love that she ends up with Penny. I might be here for this kind of crack. I'm pretty sure none of my friends would read this. But if @queennsansa is willing to give this a shot, it would mean she and I will have both read it and laughed about it. It’s alright, though, we can let it be.
The title: every little thing she does is magic
How would you feel if 7/8 were canon?
How would you feel if Eliot/Josh were canon? I would think they make an odd pairing in the same way I think Margo/Josh make an odd pairing. I wouldn’t be here for it. Josh is a great guy, but I don’t see him for Margo or Eliot.
Do you think 9 is hot?
Do I think Marina is hot? Hm, no. She’s definitely not ugly. She’s an attractive woman, I am just not attracted to her. Margo and Alice on the other hand… hello.
What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 6 to deflower 8?
What kind of plot would I use if I wanted Alice to deflower Josh? Well, Josh is definitely not a virgin anymore. But let’s imagine, in an alternate timeline, Josh, for some reason, still is a virgin at Brakebills. Alice and Josh are working on a project together, a lot of late-night sessions in the library and foraging outside. The tension is there, slowly simmering, until Alice is horny, and Josh has made study snacks that help them relax. Now, a relaxed and horny Alice? She goes for it. Clothes come off.
If you wrote a songfic about 2, what song would you choose?
A songfic about Julia. Hmm, let me think. When I Let Go by Fay Wildhagen:
So here we are
Please unfold when I let go of your hand
Steady, you'll have to stand on your own
You can't come with me this time
I need to run like the river
Take me away waves turn silver
I'm floating in the sky
I am the dragon I am the fire
And I'll hold the earth and the stars above
Breathe with me slowly
I can't stay like before
Well, we're not kids no more
You have to let me go this time
I need to run likе the river
Take mе away waves turn silver
I'm floating in the sky
I am the dragon I am the fire
And I'll hold the earth and the stars
Julia is her own person, and she can’t be tied down. This song really reminds me of her dynamic with Quentin, and where they are in season 1. But it also highlights where she’ll go towards the end of the show, she’s powerful, and she’ll hold the earth and the stars. She’s come really far.
What would be a good pick-up line for 9 to use on 10?
What would be a good pick-up line for Marina to use on Todd?
“Aren’t you a cute, little puppy? Now, bark.”
What is 3's super-secret kink?
What is Penny’s super-secret kink? Oh, hm, it’s a long time ago since I thought about Penny’s particularities. But I can tell you, I’ve thought about them a lot, practically co-written essays about them. Right @queennsansa? So, I don’t think Penny has super-secret kinks. I see him as pretty open and communicative about what he wants in bed. He’d be down for some experimenting, depending on who he is with. Who he is with matters a lot. But, overall, he drinks a lot of “respect women” juice, so he’d make an effort to make his female partners at ease. He prefers being in control, but is willing to let others take the lead (for a bit). He takes pride in and derives a lot of pleasure from giving pleasure, making the other person feel real fucking good. He enjoys a rough and hard fuck just as much as an intimate and sensual tumble. I could go on in details, but I’ve already digressed, so…
Would 11 shag 9, drunk or sober?
Would Fenn shag Marina, drunk or sober? She’d definitely shag her drunk. Sober, I don’t know if she’d be as interested in Marina. Have the two even met? I can’t recall. I want to say yes, but no memory is being jogged here.
If 4 and 7 got together, who tops?
If Quentin and Eliot got together, who tops? What a way to end the meme game! Eliot tops. Do you agree?
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This was a lot more Todd, Josh, Marina, Fenn, and Fogg focused than I would've liked lmao. Oh, well, still had a blast! Thank you!
Sorry you're having a bad day! Sending you love <3 what's your favorite live performance? I personally love the radio italia live version of la paura del buio. Damiano's vocals at the end..... every time I listen to it I feel like I'm ascending
I gotta agree Radio Italia was so good as a whole! And the ending of La paura del buio… truly a spiritual experience, if I ever witness that life I WILL evolve into a higher being
I also particularly loved Le parole lontane at Radio Italia, Damiano really put his everything into the ending of that song
Tagged by @queennsansa for which I thank thee my fair lady. I don’t know why I’m talking like this. Moving on. In return I shall tag @connieisland @lazy-cat-corner @evanbuckley-dumbasser @piccolina-mina @glitterandmabel @nrgburst @naazyalensky and whomever else wants to! Also, no pressure.
Why did you choose your URL? I was deeply depressed and didn’t really feel like coming up with anything creative, so I went for the obvious with pretentious words. Still giving myself points for creativity.
Any side-blogs? If you have them, name them and why you have them. I have multiple! Either fandom or purpose-specific. But I like to keep them private.
How long have you been on tumblr? 2009 or 2010, I think. It’s a different blog. I don’t feel like logging in to find the exact year, but clearly a long time ago. 👵🏽
Do you have a queue tag? Not a tag, but I do queue posts.
Why did you start your blog in the first place? This blog I started... because my other blog had become linked to public profiles of mine, and I wanted to return to anonymity. A girl just wants to hyperfixate in private, with the rest of the fandom. Y’know. At the start I blogged a lot about MCU.
Why did you choose your icon/pfp? I chose this icon because a friend of mine drew art of one of my characters for me, and I love it loads. She’s also a brown woman, so good representation.
Why did you choose your header? I don’t think I have a header? It’s just blue to match the rest of my blog. Boring, colorful, and in sync. Me gusta.
What’s your post with the most notes? Probably a tag post I once did. Everyone just reblogged mine instead of starting their own post. So many useless notifications for so long. 😆
How many followers do you have? Some unimportant number.
How many people do you follow? Don’t feel like checking but I know it’s definitely under 200.
Have you ever made a shitpost? Oh, yeah. Cringe at some of them, but that’s alright. Still a part of me. ☺️
How often do you use tumblr? I check in daily for notifications, but besides that I’m not super active on it anymore (unless I’m actively participating in fandom—which I’m not, at the moment).
Did you have a fight/argument with a blog once? Not really. Sometimes people have sent anonymous asks to share their opinion (and on rare occasion really random hate) but I tend to not engage.
How do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this post’? The contrarian in me says “no.” People can do as they please 💁🏽♀️ but I personally don’t approve of coercing, shaming, or guilting people into stuff. So, no thank you. I’m good.
Do you like tag games? Love ‘em, so know that you can always tag me.
Do you like ask games? Well, duh. I love talking about myself or other things I love.
Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous? There’s a few who are definitely well known in their niche of the MCU fandom! Clearly I don’t feel like putting any effort into this tag so 💁🏽♀️
Do you have a crush on a mutual? All my mutuals are amazing and so crush-worthy. No need to put one over the other. Love you 💕