#queenofderse

[rosallorart]

@queenofderse

Good afternoon, your majesty. It’s such a surprise to see your presence gracing my computer screen.

[keyringsandcandycorn-blog]

☎

☎ For my muse to be the one prank calling yours.He doesn’t know how he got this number but he mine as well put it to good use. He picks up his phone and dials the number, listening to the ring.

[bombersdelight-blog]

[MSG:] Uh, I think that pic was for someone else. At least, I hope so…

[text]: ohhh yeah maybe[text]: uh, do you want me to just[text]: pretend i didn’t see that? 

[queenofderse-blog]

I am such a good person. 

[queenofderse-blog]

"Hey Sn0w, I hate ta' ask ya' but I know ya' wouldn't want me ta' go like this. Mind askin' yer big ol' green kingpin ta' not go an' kill me? I took a joke a lil' too far and accidentally planned my death. Don't ya' fuckin' dare sat I asked ya' too do this though."

“I would ask how you accidentally planned your own death but the answer is likely really, really, really dumb,” she pursed her lips together in thought, “I... guess I can ask him to not off you, what do I get in return?” 

[queenofderse-blog]

[ text ]:Do you have my dog?

[ text ]: No.

[ text ]: Wait when did you get a dog?  Please tell me you’re not doing anything indecent with it. 

[ text ]: I’ve seen your weird porn. 

[sk1tchy-blog]

queenofderse started following you  

“Well look who decided to show up. Whatchu doin’ here, Snowy? You usually stay in yer room.”

[bombersdelight-blog]

She nudges the even smaller than usual carapace with her foot "Perhaps my memory is tricking me, it has been some time since I last saw you, but didn't you used to be a smidgen larger"

Deuce releases a small gasp and turns to look up at the shady figure. Placing his hands on his hips, he squints up at her. “Why, yes, I was! Maybe if y’ come back later, I’ll be back to normal.”