The Sketch1est Leprechaun Around

(Independent Ask/RP blog for Itchy from the Homestuck Intermission) 

[thoughtsofacoolkid]

Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.

[sk1tchy-blog]

shortstackclub started following you

“Another tiny demoman.” He looks down at Deuce. “The fuck are you doing here?”

[sk1tchy-blog]

HI WHO DO I OWE REPLIES 

SHIT ITS BEEN SO LONG

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((HI I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR INACTIVITY BECAUSE SCHOOL IS A THING THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING))

[superpoweredpeaches]

I Swear This Is An RP Blog: A Musical 

Featuring such hits as

Maybe I’ll RP Today and its reprise No Wait Nevermind

What Was The Plot of This RP Again?

Fuck My Partner Deleted Their Blog

And the ever classic

I’m a Lazy Bastard

Starring everyone’s favourite 

 Nobody’s replied and its reprise Fuck everyone’s replied

[cillianhelps-blog]

send me "do you ever knock?!" and i'll generate a random number 1-30...

…and write one of our muses walking in on the other muse doing one of the things below the cut! Some are NSFW or potentially triggering.

(These can be used as RP starters or as drabble prompts.)

Keep reading

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EXPLOSIVESSSSS

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“YoU won’t REGRET anYthINg!” He pouts, now ‘lying’ on his back. “ANd I’m NOT a LUNAtic! I’m ITCHY!!!!”

[heavygunsheavyduty-deactivated2]

I will regret everything. *You take another step back* You are a trickster, tricksters are lunatics, so you are a lunatic. Now leave before I have to force you to leave.

[sk1tchy-blog]

He looks genuinely hurt now.

"But I tHOUght we WeRe FrIENDS!!!"

'Friends' was pushing limits that were there for a reason. One of these limits was that this Quarters in particular was not a member of The Felt, but in fact a member of The Fuzz. The Law was a pretty big limit.

"You'RE sO CRUEL!!!"

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He loops around Quarters a few times, eventually coming to a halt, lying down on his chest mid-air, chin in his palms.

“WhyyyYYYYyyy???” He wouldn’t go too close, though. In all honesty, he was uneasy around, if not afraid of, any Quarters. Even his twisted state couldn’t change that.

[heavygunsheavyduty-deactivated2]

*You glare at the trickster circling around you and take a step back when he stops to stare at you* Because I don’t want to turn into an insane lunatic and do things I will definitely regret.

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"YoU won't REGRET anYthINg!" He pouts, now 'lying' on his back. "ANd I'm NOT a LUNAtic! I'm ITCHY!!!!"

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“Huh hUh HUH? WhaT’s a TRICKster?? I’m juSt reGULar oL’ ITCHY buT I FeeL grEAT! DoN’T be BORIiiiiIiIiiiIIIng!!!”

[heavygunsheavyduty-deactivated2]

You are most certainly not a regular Itchy. And I’d rather be boring than become infected, thank you very much. Keep your candy ass away from me.

[sk1tchy-blog]

He loops around Quarters a few times, eventually coming to a halt, lying down on his chest mid-air, chin in his palms.

"WhyyyYYYYyyy???" He wouldn't go too close, though. In all honesty, he was uneasy around, if not afraid of, any Quarters. Even his twisted state couldn't change that.

[a-succulent-gardener-deactivate]

Horizontal mambo tho. Imagine people on the floor actually dancing on their sides hehehheheh

[its-shark-time-blog]

Kinda like fish mating.

[sk1tchy-blog]

heavygunsheavyduty started following you

“Hello, hELlo, HELLo~! YoU look lIKe QuartErs! But nOT!”

[heavygunsheavyduty-deactivated2]

Well, I am Quarters. And you look like you’re a trickster. How about we keep interactions to a minimum until after you’re done being a trickster?

[sk1tchy-blog]

"Huh hUh HUH? WhaT's a TRICKster?? I'm juSt reGULar oL' ITCHY buT I FeeL grEAT! DoN'T be BORIiiiiIiIiiiIIIng!!!"

[apricitic]

go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3

[apricitic]

i   h a v e   m a d e   a   m i s t a k e

[bigdickwizard]

strictly platonic therapy rimming

[whenthemusicsended]

unsafe supermarket facefucking

[kathygaelepersonal-deactivated2]

marathon mermaid striptease SOLD

[rainbowbarnacle]

“mild murder aftercare”

gee

[roachpatrol]

naked intergalactic LARPing

yes hell yes hell fucking yes

[fefbutts-archive]

SOULFUL SUBURBAN ANAL

[kn1ghtof-light]

Subtle campfire sexytimes

[dr-binchcraft]

MAGICAL VELOCIRAPTOR FINGERING

HELP

[koncreates]

historically accurate fbi fingering 

okay.

[girlcumsmoothie-deactivated2016]

hardcore skeleton femslash

fucking solid

[sovrauk]

Gay robot OC’s Well ur not wrong

[peskytrolls]

unsafe danger

thank you for your input.

[sk1tchy-blog]

((Yeesh I'm finally home my family went to watch Heneral Luna and it was the best movie ever and I got Project Mirai and Megane Collection Vol 2 today was rad I'll get to replies after lunch))

[sk1tchy-blog]

No! No, nO, NO! N̷̡o̴̵̡,̛̛ ̧͟͜ņ͞Ò,̸̷͘̕ ̵̀̕͝ǹ̨̨o̵͝,͏̸͘ ̸̴̷́Ņ͠͞o̴̶̧͘,̵̡͢͡ ̴̴͞͞n̶͏҉̕O̴̸͘͟͝,͡͡ ̸̶̧́͠Ņ̸͘͢͞O̷͞͡!̷̵̧͜!̨͝!̶̷͡ I f̨̛ì̧X̧͟͠è̕͟d̸̷ him!!! I MADe hiM Ḩ̷á͝P̴P̨͞y̶̕͞!!! ṔuT͢ ͞h͡Í̧M̷ ̸́́B̴̵͠҉͏A̢͠͞͝Ć̨́̕͟K͘͢͡͠!̴!̵̶͟͟!̷̡

P̢̓̏͋̐ͥ͒̽ͤ҉̢̬͚̜̘̫̖͙̘U̟̅ͧ̾̓͛͗̚T͉̬̬͚̼̭̜̾͊̓̀ ̆̈́̑̒̃̄̏̚͏͏̵͇͕̖̮H̠̫̯̤̙̙̖ͬ͊͌̉̔̚I̙̗͓ͥ͑ͥ͆̄̑̿ͫ͡M̡͈̦̤͉̱̻͇̻̼̀͟ ̡̟̫͔̊ͭ̊͑̏͛͗̌̚Ḇ̱̪̣̭̱̟̈́̍͂́͘A͓̯̘̞̬̬ͩ̓ͥ͛C̢͓̮̖ͧ̄͠K̳͓̖̲̒̈ͭ̂̇̓ͧ̚͘

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His grin is wider than it’s ever been, but he still refuses to let go of Die. If anything, he’s holding tighter. “YOu’re SMILing, DIE!!! SEE??? I TolD you I CouLD maKe yoU haPPYYYY!!! YOu didn’T belieVe me BUT Now YOU’re SMIIIIILIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!”

[unusuallyanxious-deactivated201]

“Heh.. heheh haha..!” Die’s shoulders begin to shake with laughter. “You’re… You’re RIGHT..!” He brings a hand up to grip onto Itchy, grin wider now. “YOU’RE RIGHT!! This is GREAT!”

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"YAhOOOOoo!!!!!!" He swings Die around, dancing in the air. "EvErythIng is So wONdErful and FANTastIc!!! ThE woRLd iS bEAutIfUL!!!!!!"

[sk1tchy-blog]

Hhh.. ha..ha. Fuck. So this is what they meant with "silly grimdark magic". You're just going to slowly arm yourself with your trusty pan and probably flip the fuck out, given any sudden movements. {ghostly-transpiration, she's concerned for all these GOD DAMN TRICKSTERS}

“HELLo, HELLo, liTTle ONE!!! WHo are yOu? WhAt are You TalKING AboUt?” He floats harmlessly in front of her, grinning like a madman.

[ghostly-transpiration]

Little. Eugh, that gave her eyelid a slight twitch and the new to punch him right in his stupid grinning face. But you feel like that wouldn’t do any good. Your pan is gripped deathly tight in both hands and your hunched and looking ready to swat the fuck out of some bitches. “I am Jozine Umbres, and I’ve been stuck in Midnight City for quite some time now due to a ritual malfunction. Now, if you’ll just.. return to your previous state of mind.. that isn’t sugar coated..” Aw jeez, you really didn’t have any idea of how to control this trickster problem.

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“WeLL aren’T YOU just ThE cutEST, liTTLe JOZIE? NO, I like tHe way I Am rigHt now!” He floats above her, out of weapon range, eating from a tin of cookies. “GingeRBread?” He asks, dangling one in front of her.

[ghostly-transpiration]

Cute? JOZIE? She was about to snap when she sees that damned gingerbread in her face. She sneered in response and held the pan protectively in front of her face and her mouth. “Keep your infernal sweets to yourself. I’m trying to keep this blasted timeline I’m in from not being overrun with trickster lunatics. At least until I find my way back to Alternia.” She peeked over the pan in a paranoid manner, shakily trying to hit the gingerbread out of her immediate personal space. Shoo, shoo.

[sk1tchy-blog]

“YoU’RE not veRy PLEasAnt, are You?” He asks, pouting. “I wAS jusT beINg nIce!” He tries to push it closer again, only to be swatted away. Not wanting to waste these lovely cookies, he withdraws.

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p>“You are VERy unPLEasanT, lITTle GiRl!”

[ghostly-transpiration]

Her breath hitches when he lets up and she drops the pan so slightly as for her to see comfortably. Then a little more to speak. “Is that supposed to hurt my feelings?” She sneered again and withdew her pan completely before taking it firmly in one hand and keeping eyes focused on him. Though without her facepaint or mascara, she’s really not all too intimidating. She needs to find a cure, and fast. Maybe in Die’s room. She could use his ingredients, but would he stop her if she makes a move for his room?

[sk1tchy-blog]

He looks surprised. "Oh NO! I WouLDN't drEAM Of hurTIng yoUr feeliNgS!" He does a little loop-de-loop, blocking her way. "JuST stATIng an OBServATiOn~!"