#queerballs

[spltlvlhous]

being a musician is so totally homo like tell me why youre sitting there thinkingabout and focusing on what u hands r doing?! GAYYYYYYYY!

[spltlvlhous]

its pride month i deserve great things breh oh and until the end of time

[gabvanlis]

THIS FRICKIN CAST PARTY WILL BE THE LAST THING I SEE BEFORE I DIE

I JUST TOLD MY GUY FRIEND THAT BRITTANY SNOW WILL BE THE TURNING POINT OF MY SEXUALITY I HATE MY LIFE WHYY DID THEY DECIDE TO DROP THIS ON ALL OF US IGHT NOW DIHfGTFExnd

FUCK

AND KENDRICK AND SNOW I HATE THIS

[gabvanlis]

so like yeah there was a time in the previous school year where i usually make tons of pitch perfect references

there was this one time where my classmate said "hey i really like the color of your comb is it turquoise"

i said "that's my dick" and then everyone near me including the girl i was talking to looked at me really disgusted and then

"fuck shit guys that was a reference to a movie half the school pretended to be obsessed with for like a month OH MY GOD"

but to think of it i don't know how "that's my dick" answers the inquiry of whether my comb was turquoise or not

[gabvanlis]

beca tries to join in