soulmates thing: dont LIE to yourself ok patron minette all have the first things they said to each other on their body somewhere so babet has 'HEY DICKFACE MOVE YOUR ASS' and claquesous has 'what the fuck is this guy jesus fucking christ' and montparnasse's first words 'back off, creep' and montparnasse has 'who's the twink' thanks to babet and brujon has 'got a light?' and gwee has 'ARE YOU HALF GIANT'
LMAO I WAS JUST ABOUT TO MAKE THIS TEXT POST JESUS CHRIST
they all have tONS of profanities all over their bodies and most of their "soulmate" lines are s o ridiculously uncouth and rude but it fits them all so well what darling assholes
also aus where parnasse's soulmate words aren't the first words that sous or babet or brujon or gue says to him but they're the first words that jehan or courfeyrac or marius or bahorel or feuilly says, and when patron-minette realizes that they're all each other's soulmates parnasse gets sad because he realizes he's n ot