#quest! felix

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Who else wants this to be Canon?

(Oswald and Felix are arguing)

Oswald: I don't think you're an idiot maybe I just like you.

Felix: Yeah? maybe I'm saying I like you too.

Oswald: Oh really?!

Felix: Yeah, maybe I've liked you for a really long time but, I didn't realize it because I hated you so much.

Oswald: Are you saying you like me or not?

Felix: Are YOU saying you like ME or not?!

Oswald: I'm saying I like you!

Felix: Well then, I'm saying I like you!

Oswald: Fine!

Felix: FINE!!

Felix: Then, I guess were boyfriend and girlfriend.

Oswald: One condition.

Felix: What?

Oswald: I get to be the boyfriend.

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First aid fail

(Felix is teaching the others how to do CPR)

Felix: So, assessing the situation: Are they breathing?

Bendy:(on his knees next to the dummy) No. Mr. Felix. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs...

Felix: No, that's not part of it-

Bendy: Where are they?

Bendy:(talking to the rest of the Questers) You know what?, If we come across someone with no arms or legs do we even bother resuscitating them?

Bendy: I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?

Cuphead: I would want to live with no legs.

Bendy: How about no arms? No arms or legs... That's basically how you live, Cup, you don't do anything.

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Felix: When an enemy is pursuing you, you can use this three steps shown here (points to whiteboard on a tri-stand with the words “Strike. Scream. Run.” on top of one another).

Felix:(points each word as he says it) Strike, Scream, Run. Okay, let's try it...

Cuphead: (quickly stands up, hits Bendy from behind the head, screams, and runs out of the living room).

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Felix: Oh cool, Mugman did the dishes!

Cup: How did you know I didn't do it?

Felix: Because, yesterday you were using a key to cut open a bagel.

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Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

- Felix the Cat