#quest! cuphead

[korllakkuma]

Just a cuphead dooodle cuz ii love him

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Cuphead: If you take care of chickens for a living, that makes you a Chicken tender...

Bendy: ... Cuphead, shut the cuss up!

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First aid fail

(Felix is teaching the others how to do CPR)

Felix: So, assessing the situation: Are they breathing?

Bendy:(on his knees next to the dummy) No. Mr. Felix. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs...

Felix: No, that's not part of it-

Bendy: Where are they?

Bendy:(talking to the rest of the Questers) You know what?, If we come across someone with no arms or legs do we even bother resuscitating them?

Bendy: I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?

Cuphead: I would want to live with no legs.

Bendy: How about no arms? No arms or legs... That's basically how you live, Cup, you don't do anything.

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Cuphead: You're probably wondering why I wear red... It's so that bad guys can't see me bleed.

Cuphead:(points at Bendy) This guy had the right idea, he wore the BROWN pants.

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*Bendy is sitting in front of Mugman with a glass jar in front of him and Cuphead is in the background leading on a counter*

Bendy:(holding an egg) Hey Mugs, do you think I can get this egg inside that jar without it cracking?

Mugs: No?

Bendy:(throws the egg at Cuphead and nails him right in the forehead)

Cup:(shocked/pissed)

Bendy:(chuckles) Guess you were right!

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Cup ended up getting dragged into a fight with 7' tall Demon Bendy

Mugman: Cuphead we can do this! We have to-

Cuphead:(shouting) I APPRECIATE IT... BUT LOOK AT WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH HERE, MAN!

Mugman: Cuphe-

Cuphead:(shouting) YOU GOTTA DRAW A LINE SOMEWHERE!

Mugman: Cuphead-

Cuphead:(shouting) YOU GOTTA DRAW A LINE IN THE CUSSING SAND, DUDE!

Mugman: Cuppy-

Cuphead: You gotta make a statement! You got to look inside yourself and say: "What am I willing to put up with today?"(sarcastic)

Cuphead:(shouting)(pointing at Bendy) NOT. CUSSING. THIS!!!

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Felix: When an enemy is pursuing you, you can use this three steps shown here (points to whiteboard on a tri-stand with the words “Strike. Scream. Run.” on top of one another).

Felix:(points each word as he says it) Strike, Scream, Run. Okay, let's try it...

Cuphead: (quickly stands up, hits Bendy from behind the head, screams, and runs out of the living room).

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Boris is surrounded by bad influences

Boris: *struggling to open a yogurt lid*

Bendy: Hey buddy, you having trouble with the yogurt?

Boris:(still struggling to open it) The cussing yogurt lid is being a load of moonrocks.

Bendy: 0_0 (*quickly turns to look at Cuphead*)

Bendy:(sarcastic) I wonder where he got that from.

Cuphead: From the cussing fridge, you load of moonrocks.