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First aid fail

(Felix is teaching the others how to do CPR)

Felix: So, assessing the situation: Are they breathing?

Bendy:(on his knees next to the dummy) No. Mr. Felix. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs...

Felix: No, that's not part of it-

Bendy: Where are they?

Bendy:(talking to the rest of the Questers) You know what?, If we come across someone with no arms or legs do we even bother resuscitating them?

Bendy: I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?

Cuphead: I would want to live with no legs.

Bendy: How about no arms? No arms or legs... That's basically how you live, Cup, you don't do anything.

*Bendy is sitting in front of Mugman with a glass jar in front of him and Cuphead is in the background leading on a counter*

Bendy:(holding an egg) Hey Mugs, do you think I can get this egg inside that jar without it cracking?

Mugs: No?

Bendy:(throws the egg at Cuphead and nails him right in the forehead)

Cup:(shocked/pissed)

Bendy:(chuckles) Guess you were right!

Boris is surrounded by bad influences

Boris: *struggling to open a yogurt lid*

Bendy: Hey buddy, you having trouble with the yogurt?

Boris:(still struggling to open it) The cussing yogurt lid is being a load of moonrocks.

Bendy: 0_0 (*quickly turns to look at Cuphead*)

Bendy:(sarcastic) I wonder where he got that from.

Cuphead: From the cussing fridge, you load of moonrocks.

Charades...Gone wrong

Bendy: Okay guys, guess who I am!...

Bendy:(parts some of his hair to the side and sticks his hand in his pockets)(sighs loudly) I hate my dad, I'm so emo.

*(dark silhouette of Cuphead appears behind him with a weapon)*

Bendy:(oblivious) Come on guys, it's obvious.

Bendy: Can you reach that for me?

Cuphead: See? You need me in your life after all.

Bendy: I could replace you with a step ladder!

#quest! bendy