#questionable post

[djbodyhorror]

you have to masturbate for 2 hours at 9 am on a monday. says so in the (remembers not to have a christian centeric world view) Pāli Canon.

[questionable-motifs]

Am I enjoying The Murderbot Diaries you ask?

Well my libby log says that ive spent 17 hours and 29 minutes listening to this 3.5 hour long audiobook so you could say that yes

[dismantled--sun-blog]

You are what gets me up in the morning, even when I don't want to get up

[wasp-with-a-computer]

I know that they’re just fighting, but here’s my preferred plotline under the cut.

Monitor 1: Get away from my swamp!

Monitor 2: No u. Let’s wrestle.

Monitor 1: Wait why are u so warm bro

Monitor 2: No u are warm

Why couldn’t I find a monitor lizard enemies to lovers fanfic with a bajillion views that already exists on the internet???

[skepticalpigeon]

I kinda wish it was socially acceptable to ask random internet strangers to psychoanalyse you. Like I genuinely don't know what my deal is maybe one of you can tell me

[leolithe]

actually this is the hottest sal card

[leolithe]

thinking about sal and oolo's ship dynamic and i have decided. sal is oolo's sugar baby