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i dont go on tumblr for two days and somebody finds the weird porn i wrote in 2012

#smh #both embarrassed and impressed cuz it was deep in there #quetrees

gets paid, tries to put money in bank, sees sale on the way to bank, spends money, weeps, rinse and repeat

#i keep buying decorations for the apartment #lmao #suffering #quetrees

i feel bad for every customer i get who wants me to tell them a joke bc i only have bad ones

all i need in life is pizza and bad puns

#but noooo i have to be social and eat foods that dont interest me in the slightest #how some of yall deal with me is a miracle #quetrees

was takin care of some house shoppin yesterday when im at the walmart lookin at pillows and this creep comes around the corner looks me up n down with his fuckin shades on and whistles so i STARED THE BITCH DOWN TIL HE FUCKED OFF

#WE WERE IN THE WALMART YOU DUMB FUCK #WHO THE HELL GOES PROWLIN IN THE FUCKDAMN WALLIE WORLD #fuckin walk away you crinkled up pocket change #aint havin that shit #quetrees

okay so as of tonight i am on vacation so blog will be inactive for a few days and ill keep this queued up for anyone who misses the memo

#be back later #quetrees

my preferred aesthetic: two 90's robots in biker jackets trying to find love thru music

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fart so hard they call me 'booty call'

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