#queue all the things!

[whimsicalmeerkat]

This might be understating how feral this trope makes me.

[whimsicalmeerkat]

Fucking evergreen tweet

[a-deadletter]

Singing Mindless Self Indulgence to my partner

“Mitchells love me coz they know that I can hug”

[a-deadletter]

Singing Hamilton to my cat

“I have the honor to be your obedient kitten, Moose dot cat.”

[a-deadletter]

Pro tip: Listen to the Hamilton soundtrack backwards. It won’t make any damn sense but it’ll get less and less depressing as time goes on.

[a-deadletter]

Only first year, but my mind is older

first year grads: I prob’ly shouldn’t brag, but, dag, I amaze and astonish! The scholars say I got the same virtuosity and brains as my pops! The ladies say my brain’s not where the resemblance stops!

one, two, three, four, five, six, seven terms later: *dies*

[a-deadletter]

Standing outside while your friend defends their thesis

me: I WANNA BE IN THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS

[a-deadletter]

Hey this is a thing. It’s Myers Briggs-y in style, but there are only 8 questions, and the concept is to see if there is someone else in the world who answers all their questions exactly the same way you did. It’ll work best if more people take it so... go to the thing.