#queue don't worry

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Mabel: Do I like Pacifica? Yes. Do I have feelings for Pacifica? I mean of course. Do I see us one day getting married and I’m-.... Oh my god! I’m in love with Pacifica! Why didn’t you tell me!

Dipper: We thought you knew!

[writingamongther0ses]

Terra: If you tear more holes in a net, it would end up having fewer.

Becca: STOP!

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Pigsy: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Tang: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

MK: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Eda, dumping out a shopping bag full of Lunchables onto the table: Tonight, we feast.

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Wukong: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Bajie: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. We literally saw you die.

Wukong: Death is a social construct.

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Dipper investigating dimensional shift in LA: *calls Mabel on phone* hey sis I know you’re busy with the witch girls and all but I’m, any chance you could go into the UFO and get me some things? We may be looking at a class 4 reality breach *robots attack somewhere* make that class 7 potential class 8

Dipper has a full chart of this kind of stuff and I would love to see it.

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Xiaotian: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?

Red Son: I never had one.

Xiaotian: An imagination or a childhood?

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Red Son, to Xiaotian: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Xiaotian, motioning to himself and Xiaojiao: No no no no no, TWO idiots!