#queue of doom

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Galadriel: See, the thing is, Sauron knows weapons. He’ll be expecting weapons. What he doesn’t know is Lothlorien-style psychological warfare. Galadriel: Oh he knows psychological warfare. just not Lothlorien-style. (Cut to Barad-Dur) Galadriel: Want some tea? Sauron: HOLY FUCKING SHIT Galadriel: Is that a no then? Sauron: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE??? Galadriel: How about biscuits? Sauron: GET OUT!!!!

[a-wandering-ghoulette]

The Verve - Bitter Sweet Symphony (Official Video)

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Melkor: Mairon Mairon: Yes? Melkor: I know I'm chaotic and destructive Mairon: Yes Melkor: And I make a path of devastation wherever I go.... Mairon: Yes... Melkor: And you're talented and smart and very very handsome..... Mairon, nodding: Uh huh Melkor, getting down on one knee: Would you care to join me? Mairon: Mairon: Melkor: please? Mairon: .... Mairon: FUCK YES!! Melkor: *Sobs* Cool

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More angbang from the quote generator because THEM

*shakes them shakes them shakes them shakes them sha-*

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Mairon: Are you a cuddler? Melkor: I'm a machine of death and destruction. Mairon: Melkor: …Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

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Mairon, skipping rocks on a lake with Melkor: It’s such a beautiful evening. Melkor: Yeah, it is. Melkor: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.

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Melkor: Mairon, say aluminum again. It's the entire source of my serotonin during these trying times. Mairon: sigh Only for you, buddy. Alyoouminnieeum.

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Mairon: What's this? Melkor, hugging Mairon: Affection! Mairon: Disgusting. Mairon: …Do it again.

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Melkor: Fight me! Mairon, standing behind him and holding a knife: mouths Do not.

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Melkor: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it. Melkor: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

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Melkor: I’m sorry, I really flew off the handle back there. It was like the handle was a bald guy going really fast, and I was his toupée.

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Mairon: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY) Melkor: What's that? Mairon: Remorse code. Melkor: I'm even angrier now.

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Melkor: Don't go to the kitchen. Mairon: Why? Melkor: I saw a spider. Mairon: Well, did you kill it? Melkor: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair…

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Melkor: Not to be nsfw on main but I want Mairon to hold me while I sleep.

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Melkor: Stop doing that. Mairon: Stop doing what? Melkor: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you!

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Mairon: I’m here for the cult stuff. Melkor: How did you find us? Mairon: I saw your ad on craigslist.

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Melkor: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Mairon, not looking up from his book: Spear. Melkor: BLOCKED.

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Melkor: You wanna see how hardcore I am? Melkor: *punches wall* Melkor: Melkor: Take me to the hospital.

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Melkor: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

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Mairon: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby? Mairon: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us. Mairon: I also want to softhack his circuits. Melkor: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

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Melkor: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Mairon! Mairon: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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Aulë: Melkor! How do you even sleep at night? Melkor: …Should we tell him? Mairon: We should tell him. Melkor: I’m gonna tell him. Melkor: Next to YOUR BEST SMITH, LOSER! HAHAHAHAHA!

Aulë: *Deep sighing*

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Melkor and Mairon trying to be romantical: Mairon: Hmmm. What are some things that couples do? Melkor: Well, I could defenestrate you. Mairon: I’m sorry? Melkor: Defenestrate? Mairon: You want to throw me out a window. Melkor: Is that what it means? Mairon: Yes! Melkor: Oh. It sounded so intimate….

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Mairon: Did they hurt you?! Melkor: Mai- Mairon: DID THEY HURT YOU?!? Melkor: Mairon Melkor: It was a papercut Mairon, picking up a letter opener: Well I'm gonna paper cut that report in half!!

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Galadriel: Don’t kill your enemies! Galadriel: Read their minds instead and recite their core desires while they sleep Galadriel: It’s much more effective, in my personal opinion.