#queue the beat

[zoe-the-astromaniac]

Some Hindus really like to boast about how they are not like xyz religion, how they are open minded and then go on revolt over the littlest things such as a discussion about gay marriage or a guy performing kathak in the same breath, lmao.

Honestly, while you may be super proud that the invaders never managed to swallow you in their religions, the way you all freak out over stuff related to modesty, sexuality, expression and tradition and push other hindus away because of it since they are “against your religion” (they actually aren’t); all of it just goes on to show how good of a job those invaders did on atleast changing your mindset on faith to theirs. All that is left to do is convert, because you are just an Abrahamic cloaked as a Sanatani.

For people glaoting about being different from Abrahmic religions, you sure are trying hard to match your religion to theirs with all these alien rules.

No need to mention I have nothing against Islam or Christianity, I’m not against your practices either but the fact that those rules and orthodoxy don’t belong in Hinduism is a given.

[roseandprose]

Would you rather sit in snow while it's falling or dance in the rain?

Now this is a difficult one! Both sound like a great time, but I think I'm more a fan of the snow than rain. So I'll have to go with sitting in the snow!

[roseandprose]

ever had a one night stand? would you?

I haven't, no. Honestly I'm not sure. I usually prefer there to be something more substantial in a relationship, but I guess it's something I can't completely rule out. But it's not something I'm intentionally seeking.

[roseandprose]

are you a cat, dog, or other animal person?

Honestly, I love all animals! I would have to say though that cats and dogs are equally my favorites.

[mrsjocelynramirez]

↳ Instagram: @jocelyndramirez posted a video

Since it is Man Crush Monday I thought it was appropriate to share this. He got me constantly sporting some hardcore hearteyes. @​thexmanramirez is just the most amazing man to ever exist. I feel bad for anyone who doesn’t take the chance to get to know him and get to experience all that is this beautiful man. He’s crazy smart, talented, has the biggest heart, and... just look at that face! I’m honestly the most blessed lady on Earth just by having him in my life. He’s my saving grace. #ilovemyhusband #daddytomyfuturebabiesandmunchkin #heisthesexiest #cutestmanalive #mysweetie #seriouslywillnevergettiredofhim #myeverything #thatsmilegotmyheartgoingcrazy #icantalkinhashtagsforeternityabouthim

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[mrsjocelynramirez]

Voicemail 📱 Atty. Benson

Voicemail recording: Hey! You've reached Jocelyn. I'm currently not able to get to the phone right now, but leave me a name, number, and short message and I'll try to get back to you as soon as possible. Thanks!

Please record your message after the beep.

[Beep]

Atty. Benson: Hello, Mrs. Ramirez? This is Michael Benson, Mr. Mitchell's attorney. We've met before in regards to his guardianship before his passing. I was hoping to get in touch with you about his will, in which you were named the executor of. After filing for probate we do need to take inventory of all of Mr. Mitchell’s belongings as soon as possible so we can begin distributing those that are listed in his will. If you could, please give me a call at your earliest convenience and we can speak further on what to do. Thank you, I look forward to hearing from you.

[Message Ends.]

[mrsjocelynramirez]

Phone Call ✆ Dante

Dante: [Quickly dialed his sister’s number and waited for her to pick up. His grip on the steering wheel became so tight that his knuckles turned white.] Fucking pick up, J.

Jocelyn: [Heard her phone vibrating on the nightstand next to the hotel bed. She reached over and picked it up. Prying one eye open to see who was calling, she let out a groan, and swiped her thumb across the screen to answer.] Hello? [She turns on the bedside lamp.]

Dante: J, sorry to call you. I know you’re still in Vegas and all, but-

Jocelyn: D, do you know what time it is? [She hold her phone out to check herself and sighs.] It’s 4 AM.

Dante: I know, trust me, I know. I’m calling to tell you Granddad is in the hospital.

Jocelyn: [Remains in stunned silence.]

Dante: J? Cub… [He waits a few more seconds.] Jocelyn…

Jocelyn: [She sits up.] What happened? [Her sudden movements woke Xavier up and he slowly sits up too.]

Dante: He, uh, the nurse was making her rounds. She found Granddad trying to get out of bed. She was trying to get to him and help, but he collapsed.

Jocelyn: Collapsed? What do you even mean he collapsed? Did he say anything? Why wasn’t there someone watching him?

Dante: Joce, he can’t be under surveillance 24/7. [He pulled into the ER parking lot.] I don’t know much more after that. I’m not really sure. The home called me and told me what I told you and now. They said he’s in a lot of pain and… that’s all I know. He’s at Cedar Sinai. I just got here. I just wanted you to know.

Jocelyn: No, he could have! [She almost yelled.] Something doesn’t sound right. He just got up and fell? What even? I’m coming home. [She gets up out of bed and throws her on the maxi dress she had laid out for the morning. She stormed into the bathroom and started to toss their belongings into the travel bags. Whether or not they belonged in said bags, she didn’t care.]

Dante: J, he’s old. No, I - J, you should get some rest and I’ll call-

Jocelyn: Fuck rest! I’m not resting until I see that he’s okay! What did you think was going to happen after you tell me something like this?

Dante: Look, I know you’re worried and scared, but… how about you sit down and breathe for a little. Calm down.

Jocelyn: The fuck… how can you tell me to calm down when Granddad’s in the hospital? I will not fucking calm down!

Dante: J, come on… you’re going to wake everyone there up.

Jocelyn: Then they should wake the fuck up! I’m not… [She stops and lets out a breath.] No. I’m coming home and that’s final.

Dante: [He knew that there was no talking her down or into getting a few moments more of rest, so he decided to send Xavier a text asking him to try.] Okay, just be safe.

Jocelyn: [With a bit of bitterness in her tone.] Yeah. [She chewed on the inside of her bottom lip to keep from being emotional.] Keep me updated until I get there.

Dante: I will.

Jocelyn: [Terse] Bye.

Dante: [Softly] Jocelyn.

Jocelyn: What? [Her voice breaks.]

Dante: He’s going to be okay.

Jocelyn: And who are you to know that for sure?

Dante: J –

Jocelyn: No, you know what? No. I don’t need anyone trying to sugarcoat this right now. I need to hang up and I have – [She pauses to collect herself.] I have to pack. I’ll see you in a few hours.

Dante: Alright.

Jocelyn: Bye.

[She hangs up.]

[deejay-lynnie]

Voicemail ✆ William Stevens (father)

[Voicemail Recording]: Hi! You've reached Jocelyn [Xavier interrupts and inserts.] Ramirez. [Lynnie giggles and repeats.] Ramirez. You've reached Jocelyn Ramirez. I am currently on my honeymoon right now, meaning I will not be fully available to accept any calls until after Sunday the 18th. [Xavier interjects again] Sorry, not sorry. [Lynnie takes back over.] What he said. [She laughs a bit.] But yeah, if you want leave a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. If it's an emergency, leave a message and text me. If not, then well... I'll get to you when I get to you. Bye!

[Beeps.]

William: Congratulations, Jocelyn. You have officially made it known how completely irresponsible and stupid you truly are. What in God's name has gotten into you that you believe it was a good idea, nay, an even remotely logical choice to get married at such a young age? I have half the right to draw up annulment papers and save you from your own stupidity! Do you know what it takes to be married? How much work and effort there is to make it succeed? It is not as easy as being in love. You need to get your head out of your ass and stop believing in idiotic fantasies that love will conquer all, because it won't. You will give this man grief and anyone associated with him, especially now that you two are legally married. Have you given no thought to your future? No. You haven't. You have clearly thrown away any possibility that you will succeed in your career field, as idiotic as that choice is to begin with. Who is going to work with or buy an album from a married female of color with subpar talent? What are you going to sell? Certainly not sex, though you have shown your ass literally and figuratively in abundance in the last few years. Maybe those perverts would buy an album from you if you flashed your hind end at every turn. You should be proud that you are surely becoming those fame whore entertainers out for nothing but money and notoriety and doing so in such a disgusting fashion. What a great role model you will be to the future generations of the world. And what a world it would be! [He scoffs.] I have great fear at how much influence you would have on them considering you are helping raise a child that was the product of too much tequila and halfwitted choices whilst you are a child yourself. If this foolishness is a result of you being with child yourself, then you are as daft as I thought. And may God have mercy on that child's soul. I hope it never goes through as much heartache, embarrassment, and affliction as you have caused your mother and me by your choices. I hope you are happy with the mistake you made by marrying such a fool, but not only that, but /being/ one. Congratulations, Jocelyn. You're on your own, completely, this time.

[Message ends.]