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husband human alastor but he is just not fucking afraid of gators.

"AL THERE'S A FUCKING GATOR IN THE BACK YARD"

And then he just.... gently shoos it away like a stray dog or something

"Go on, little friend, go back to the water."

the little friend, 10 feet long and 500 pounds:

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yeah Alastor using French pet names for a partner is cute n all but have you considered ....

Alastor speaking Frenglish while drunk?!?!

please I need to push my french-speaking drunkalastor agenda

"Al, are you drunk?!"

"Non non! Well... peut-être, just a little... work is hard, mon chou. A bit of a break... est en bonne santé, oui?"

please pardon my French, deerlings, it's been a while since I practiced so I mostly used Google translate 😿

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Alastor with a savior complex (but it's not really a savior complex he just loves protecting you)

cw: kinda yandere?

Alastor, who when he first sees you arrive in Hell thinks you're so cute and precious. What are you doing in a place like this, sweet one?

He puts his silver tongue to use and convinces you to stay with him... for your own safety. He won't let anyone or anything hurt you

Alastor, who when he finds out about all your trauma and all your pain, is frustrated and angry at the world. You don't deserve that. You don't deserve to feel pain ever again- so he'll take it all away.

He'll "deal" with anyone who hurts you, cannibalize anyone who discriminates against you, he'll even disembowel anyone who minorly inconveniences you.

Alastor, who once he's dealt with all your problems, worries you won't need him anymore. So he fabricates some. His shadows make mischief that he corrects all so he can be your savior. So that you'll always be at his side - because he is safe and reliable for you and only you.

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freaky Alastor thought o clock....

Size difference....

Alastor letting it rest on your stomach before he fills you, just to see how deep he's gonna rearrange your guts.

Then of course, he has to tease you.

"Oh darling, I don't think it's gonna fit...."

He'll make it fit. He just wants to hear you beg first.

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Naughty Alastor imagine....

gn reader, free use?

"I'm hungry." He says aloud plainly. Like he expects you to fix it.

So you sigh and shuffle over. "Yeah? What do you want to-"

You're cut off as he grabs you by the hips and lifts you onto his little dining table. Alastor tilts his head one way ... then another. Sizing you up.

"Mmh.... perfect." He murmurs aloud before promptly diving between your thighs.

"Ah- Alastor!!"

He laughs at your panic. A sound that vibrates through your bones erotically as his sharp teeth tear the fabric between him and his decided meal.

Don't worry about your clothes... he'll fix them once he's satisfied....

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Freaky Alastor thought o clock...

Chatty

We all know Alastor is a yapper, and I bet that carries into the bedroom.

Dirty talk, praise, degradation, teasing- if it's with words he does it all.

He'll even jabber while giving oral, speaking right into your sex as his voice sends vibrations through your bones.

Oh, the mouth on this man...

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I think it's cute when people write Alastor to lose the transatlantic accent when he's being genuine- but personally I'm more subscribed to the idea that he literally cannot put it down.

That's his radio voice- his entire identity, a cadence he's probably practiced for years. I think hes lost all remnants of his original voice.

also have you ever done the accent yourself? it's too fun it's actually addictive XD

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Naughty Alastor thought O' clock....

Alastor talking you through it and praising you as he slowly but passionately jerks you off....

"Ooh that's it darling~ Yes, you're doing so good for me...keep making those cute little sounds" As he plays with your sex like it's just a fidget. "You're doing so well, my dear ...."

He's taking his time, but not exactly edging you. Just making sure you enjoy the journey before you climax beneath his touch. Before you shudder beneath him and he pulls you close to kiss your neck and tell you how good you did. He's addicted to your O face.... and you can bet he'll do it all over again later.